http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/pork-fried-rice-battery-298730

MAY 25--A Florida man was found “covered from head to toe in pork fried rice and a red sauce” following an attack yesterday by his ex-girlfriend, according to cops who arrested the woman for domestic battery.

She hit him with a combination.

Trust no 1.

 

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/pork-fried-rice-battery-298730

She hit him with a combination.

Trust no 1.

I love China buffets. But food fights are so tempting.

 

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/pork-fried-rice-battery-298730

She hit him with a combination.

Trust no 1.

Hell hath no fury, like a woman scorned...

 

I love China buffets. But food fights are so tempting.

What the heck were you doing meeting your ex-GF the the buffet?

 

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/05/25/carjacking-attempt-milwaukee/346979001/

 

Do you still occasionally have the side effects of panic and short lived confusion, disorientation and fears of losing one’s mind?

Everyday he does. Right here on AAC.

Yeah, i think that maybe your supreme leader will make the cult of Ayn the national religion. Joey and Paul Ryan, are already the leading members. That's scary enough.

 

Yeah, i think that maybe your supreme leader will make the cult of Ayn the national religion. Joey and Paul Ryan, are already the leading members. That's scary enough.

If that happens we will be taking mushrooms together shortbus.

 

http://www.ktvn.com/story/35515015/individual-arrested-for-crashing-into-the-bunny-ranch3

The entrance of the Bunny Ranch in Mound House was destroyed after a stolen semi-truck was rammed into the building around 3:30 a.m. Thursday morning.

Looks like it was rear-ended.

 

http://www.ktvn.com/story/35515015/individual-arrested-for-crashing-into-the-bunny-ranch3

Looks like it was rear-ended.

Oh the humanity! A day that shall live in infamy!

 

Slather me in parasitic worm spit, please.

 

If that happens we will be taking mushrooms together shortbus.

You live pretty much in the magic mushroom capital of the world. I did them when much much younger, even grew some, very hard to do.

 

 

http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/26/health/girl-grabbed-by-sea-lion-update-trnd/index.html

The girl pulled in the harbor by a sea lion in a heart-stopping viral video is on antibiotics to avoid contracting a dangerous bacterial disease from the sea lion's mouth.

The 6-year-old's father told CNN affiliate CBCthat she has a superficial wound on her lower body from when the sea lion grabbed her.
The girl's family contacted the Vancouver Aquarium after seeing its expert discuss the possibility of seal finger on the news.

Amputation of the infected finger was often necessary until recent investigations showed that the condition could be successfully treated with modern antibiotics. In the past the sealing captains usually followed one of these treatments:
1. A covering bandage was saturated with camphor oil and kept in place for one or two days at a time according to the severity of the infection. A partial destruction of the tissue took place followed by healing.
2. White wheat flour was made into a paste with alcohol and spread on the infected finger. This treatment was less radical and less effective.
3. A thick layer of soft soap (sometimes mixed with ordinary washing soda) was spread on the infected hand. The covering bandage was saturated with hot water, and the whole hand or finger was from time to time placed in very hot water. Naturally, this treatment was extremely painful, but apparently quite effective.

http://pubs.aina.ucalgary.ca/arctic/Arctic5-4-235.pdf

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4544388/Plastics-Hollywood-spent-3-million-surgery.html
Models from the world's first agency for 'modified humans'

Spoiler

 

Fake fakes. What happened to Made in the USA?
http://www.kptv.com/story/35527314/...d-throughout-pacific-northwest?autostart=true

KLAMATH COUNTY, OR (KPTV) -

Counterfeit U.S. currency with Chinese characters printed on the bills is being used in southern Oregon and throughout the Pacific Northwest.

 

Fake fakes. What happened to Made in the USA?
http://www.kptv.com/story/35527314/...d-throughout-pacific-northwest?autostart=true

I was cheated. Went to toys r us with my daughter to buy a game. Look what they gave me for change:

 

The light Blue ones are not legit. Sorry.

 

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-40056693​

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http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-40056693​

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No worries. They'll beat that sense of individuality out of her before she escapes from college.

PS: have her read Atlas Shrugged while she can still understand it.

 

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Love it.