Birth control is the BEST defense against your children being offended.

If your NOT BORN, you cant be offended.

Isn't that easy!

Maybe that is why some parents dont teach their children to read..

"Geez paw, if we teach junior to read, he jus' might pick up that Twain book and read the ni&&er or !njun words."

"Your right ma, best not to teach them to read, rather than have to educate them about irony, history, and how to keep it from happening again"

"JUNIOR, DROP THAT BOOK! You should know literacy ain't not allowed in this here house!"

 

It is just amazing that these kids that are offended by the word hear it a thousand times a day in their music.

Well that'll be next. Children friendly rap lyrics. time to repress all those CDs and offer free upgrades to your iTunes library.

 

Before you can claim offense by a word, you should have to prove you can spell it. Maybe that would erase illiteracy in some of our high schools.

John

 

Before you can claim offense by a word, you should have to prove you can spell it. Maybe that would erase illiteracy in some of our high schools.

John

O M G.

Now thats funny.

I would pay to watch the testing be done.

Especially if it was done public "spelling bee" style.

Make it a pay-per-view/reality show and you would have a hit!

 

Before you can claim offense by a word, you should have to prove you can spell it. Maybe that would erase illiteracy in some of our high schools.

John

jpanhalt,

I am highly offended by your statement about offense.

I order you pay me US$250,000 in medical/psychologist bills for councilling, resulting symptoms and lost income due to poor job performance.

Sincerely,
Tom it's a joke

 

Well, tom, if someone didn't READ you jpanhalts' post, you wouldn't BE offended..

...so you should sue the person who read it to you. (Being that your illiterate and all)

Or, you PROBABLY found AAC on google... SO, sue google.

(By the way, if you are going to sue google, I think I am offended too. Get a few hundred thou for me. Thanks!)

 

Well, tom, if someone didn't READ you jpanhalts' post, you wouldn't BE offended..

...so you should sue the person who read it to you. (Being that your illiterate and all)

Or, you PROBABLY found AAC on google... SO, sue google.

(By the way, if you are going to sue google, I think I am offended too. Get a few hundred thou for me. Thanks!)

OK we'll split it but I'll sue you for talking about it... The plan, it is coming together.

 

OK we'll split it but I'll sue you for talking about it... The plan, it is coming together.

THATS FINE... I plan on spending it all WELL before the court convenes .