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beer pah! am i the only one that doesn't drink alcohol around here?
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a snail goes into a bar and orders a beer
the barman says, 'sorry we don't serve snails and throws him out
a couple of weeks later the snail goes into the bar again and says 'what did you do that for!?'
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three vampires went into a bar and sat down.
the barmaid came over to take their orders 'and what would you, er, gentlemen like tonight?'
the first vampire said 'I'll have a mug of blood.'
the second vampire said 'I'll have a mug of blood.'
the third vampire shook his head at his companions and said 'I will have a glass of plasma.'
the barmaid wrote down each order, went to the bar and called to the bartender, 'two bloods and a blood light.'
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three guys are riding in their truck while drinking beer, having a good ol' time.
the driver looks in the mirror and sees the flashing lights of a police car so he pulls over.
the other two are real nervous, 'what do we do with our beers? we're in trouble!'
'no,' the driver says, 'just do this: pull the label off of your beer bottle and stick it to your forehead and let me do the talking.'
so they all pull the labels off their beer bottles and stick 'em to their foreheads.
the policeman walks up and says, 'you boys were swerving down the road. have you been drinking?'
the driver says, 'oh, no officer,' and points to his forehead, 'we're on the patch, trying to quit.'
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a snail goes into a bar and orders a beer
the barman says, 'sorry we don't serve snails and throws him out
a couple of weeks later the snail goes into the bar again and says 'what did you do that for!?'
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three vampires went into a bar and sat down.
the barmaid came over to take their orders 'and what would you, er, gentlemen like tonight?'
the first vampire said 'I'll have a mug of blood.'
the second vampire said 'I'll have a mug of blood.'
the third vampire shook his head at his companions and said 'I will have a glass of plasma.'
the barmaid wrote down each order, went to the bar and called to the bartender, 'two bloods and a blood light.'
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three guys are riding in their truck while drinking beer, having a good ol' time.
the driver looks in the mirror and sees the flashing lights of a police car so he pulls over.
the other two are real nervous, 'what do we do with our beers? we're in trouble!'
'no,' the driver says, 'just do this: pull the label off of your beer bottle and stick it to your forehead and let me do the talking.'
so they all pull the labels off their beer bottles and stick 'em to their foreheads.
the policeman walks up and says, 'you boys were swerving down the road. have you been drinking?'
the driver says, 'oh, no officer,' and points to his forehead, 'we're on the patch, trying to quit.'
