That joke is very versatile, you can make fun of almost any beer, just so long as it is the right color.

Yebbut, Busch Light has the distinction of being the Worst. Beer. Ever.

 

It doesn't have to be the worst beer ever, but it is a lot more fun if it is the beer that your buddy is drinking.

 

Yebbut, Busch Light has the distinction of being the Worst. Beer. Ever.

Would you drinking for free, if there were nothing else to drink even if you were willing to pay for it, and you were at your best friend's wedding on a saturday night of the best spring break vacation ever?????

 

Would you drinking for free, if there were nothing else to drink even if you were willing to pay for it, and you were at your best friend's wedding on a saturday night of the best spring break vacation ever?????

Anyone who expected me to drink Busch Light at his wedding would not be my best friend.

That said, the answer is no.

 

I refuse to drink any beer that has light in its label.
Max.

 

I refuse to drink any beer that has light in its label.
Max.

Have you actually tried Sam Adams' version? To be honest, I think they're cheating, 'cause it doesn't taste anything like a light beer.

 

I refuse to drink any beer that has light in its label.
Max.

Agreed. In fact, the labels on my beer must say "stout", or something equivalent.

 

How about this one.

Available at your local grocery store

 

How about this one.

Available at your local grocery store

Oh, my!

I think you've discovered my next avatar.

And sig: "You're Not Worthy."

 

Oh, my!

I think you've discovered my next avatar.

And sig: "You're Not Worthy."

Only Wayne could drink it.

 

It is actually very good beer. The bottle is good reading also. It is a cross between @joeyd999 berating some newby and @tcmtech talking about his ex wife.

 

It is a cross between @joeyd999 berating some newby...

Moi? Have I done such a thing? And if so, was it undeserved?

 

Moi? Have I done such a thing? And if so, was it undeserved?

Is it ever undeserved??

 

@joeyd999
Maybe this repeat is more to your taste;
There was a young girl named Ann Heuser.
Who swore that no man could surprise her
But Pabst took a chance,
Found a Schlitz in her pants,
And now she is sadder Budweiser.

 

@joeyd999
Maybe this repeat is more to your taste;
There was a young girl named Ann Heuser.
Who swore that no man could surprise her
But Pabst took a chance,
Found a Schlitz in her pants,
And now she is sadder Budweiser.

Yes. Did you see the limericks that I made up?

 

Here's an oldie about Einstein:

There was a young lady from Bright
who traveled much faster than light
She left here one day
in a relative way
and returned on the previous night.

 

@#12
A sequel to that:
To her friends said the Bright one in chatter,
'I have learned something new about matter:
My speed was so great,
Much increased was my weight,
Yet I failed to become any fatter!'

 

@#12
A sequel to that:
To her friends said the Bright one in chatter,
'I have learned something new about matter:
My speed was so great,
Much increased was my weight,
Yet I failed to become any fatter!'

Quite skinny, actually....depending on your point of view...

 

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

 

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