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The I's have it.

 

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Sorry, I tried to post a joke but it didn't work out. Will try again.

 

Sorry, I tried to post a joke but it didn't work out. Will try again.

That wasn't a joke? But I laughed uproariously!

 

Sorry, I tried to post a joke but it didn't work out. Will try again.

You have to push in the clutch before you turn the key.

 

 

That's rare - calculus and "liquor mart" in the same spot.

 

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Black humor - British


I was sitting at a red light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though

there was no on-coming traffic.


A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-British slogans, with a half- burned Union Jack duct-taped

to the boot lid of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan, spray painted on the side,stopped next to me.
Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akhbar!" and took off before the light changed. Out of nowhere a bus came speeding

through the junction and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.


For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Bloody hell! That could have been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a bus driver

 

I tried to post a joke with pictures but couldn't for some reason upload the pictures. I had a crossed out sign over each one. How do I upload pictures together with text?

 

You might have heard that the inventor of the USB died, very sad. When they went to lower his casket into the grave they had to pull it out again and turn it around to get it to fit.

 

I just hope that when I die that my wife sells my collection for what it is worth and not what I said I paid for it.

 

Just wondering... Does just wondering out loud about if you are on a government surveillance list get you on a government surveillance list?

 

Just wondering... Does just wondering out loud about if you are on a government surveillance list get you on a government surveillance list?

No. But you are now on a government surveillance list.

 

No. But you are now on a government surveillance list.

... and your name is now listed next to mine.

 

Naw, he's been there for years. They just noticed you.

 

Naw, he's been there for years. They just noticed you.

I was born there.

 

I'm on a lot of government lists.

Probably started in 1972 when the FBI visited the radio station I worked at to inspect it prior to the third party presidential candidate showing up for a talk show. I, as a 19 year old, told them I would be really pissed off if they knocked us off air, causing me to fix it as fast as possible.

 

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