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Water, I would expect. Guy says he got it up to 170mph. It's got a transaxle from a Porsche 930.
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It's a V8. Good point about the radiator....
FYI it's a GM LT1, which uses the reverse flow cooling system. Pretty sure it's water-cooled.
http://www.fierolt1.com/lt1_cool.htm
http://www.fierolt1.com/lt1_cool.htm
I mentioned a V6 'cause I thought that a V8 was less believable for a car like that... but I guess I stand corrected...
So... maybe there's another pic out there of the same car with a very interesting looking front side...
It's in the back seat!
That guy must've installed a pretty good firewall or else he'd cook his backside!
The Will Rogers phenomenon is obtained when moving an element from one set to another set raises the average values of both sets. It is based on the following quote, attributed (perhaps incorrectly)[1] to comedian Will Rogers:
When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states.
When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states.
I think that would be true if the Okies moved to Kentucky.
No arguing allowed. I know this from personal experience. I growed up in Kentucky.
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. “Please allow me to help. I’m a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you’d allow me,” she told him.
“Oh, no, I’ll be all right. I’ll be fine in a while,” the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for about 10 minutes and asked, “How does that feel”?
“Feels great,” he replied. “But I still think my thumb’s broken!”
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. “Please allow me to help. I’m a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you’d allow me,” she told him.
“Oh, no, I’ll be all right. I’ll be fine in a while,” the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for about 10 minutes and asked, “How does that feel”?
“Feels great,” he replied. “But I still think my thumb’s broken!”
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd cry. I can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man... And then my dog bit me. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole thing! But, heck, enough about me, how are you doing?"
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd cry. I can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man... And then my dog bit me. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole thing! But, heck, enough about me, how are you doing?"
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.
The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. Its an asshole!
Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.
The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. Its an asshole!
(and to wash down the last...)
A German asks a Mexican if they have any Jews in Mexico. The Mexican says, “Sí, we have orange jews, apple jews, and grape jews!”
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Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
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Why do married men gain weight and bachelors don’t? The bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.
A German asks a Mexican if they have any Jews in Mexico. The Mexican says, “Sí, we have orange jews, apple jews, and grape jews!”
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Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
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Why do married men gain weight and bachelors don’t? The bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.
When Jane met Tarzan she was attracted to him and during her questions
About his life she asked how he had sex.
“Tarzan not know sex,” he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said, “Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.”
Horrified Jane said, “Tarzan, you have it all wrong but I will show you
How to do it properly.”
She took off her clothing and lay on the ground.
“Here,” she said, pointing to her groin, “you must put it in here.”
Tarzan removed his loin cloth, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the
Crotch.
Jane rolled in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed, “What did you do
That for?”
Tarzan replied, “Check for squirrel.”
About his life she asked how he had sex.
“Tarzan not know sex,” he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said, “Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.”
Horrified Jane said, “Tarzan, you have it all wrong but I will show you
How to do it properly.”
She took off her clothing and lay on the ground.
“Here,” she said, pointing to her groin, “you must put it in here.”
Tarzan removed his loin cloth, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the
Crotch.
Jane rolled in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed, “What did you do
That for?”
Tarzan replied, “Check for squirrel.”
Sadly this is not a joke
Pythagoras' Theorem: .........................24 words.
Lord's Prayer: .......................................... 66 words.
Archimedes' Principle: .................................67 words.
Ten Commandments: .......................................179 words.
Gettysburg Address: ................................................286 words.
US Declaration of Independence : ................................1,300 words.
US Constitution with all 27 Amendments: ........................7,818 words.
EU Regulations on the Sale of CABBAGES: ...........................26,911 words
Pythagoras' Theorem: .........................24 words.
Lord's Prayer: .......................................... 66 words.
Archimedes' Principle: .................................67 words.
Ten Commandments: .......................................179 words.
Gettysburg Address: ................................................286 words.
US Declaration of Independence : ................................1,300 words.
US Constitution with all 27 Amendments: ........................7,818 words.
EU Regulations on the Sale of CABBAGES: ...........................26,911 words
How about US Tax Code?
Ah.....4,000,000 words. I knew it was pretty substantial.
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