I am kinda shamed to be here cause I owe Jens and I could not yet pay him for his service. Hope he understands my situation.

A little late, but I just saw this and I want you to know that everything is fine. Every once in a while someone needs a little more patient and understanding. This is one of those times. Everything is ok!

So that is why Jens asked me if i knew any hired goons at the Maldives and some Maldivian rapid-hardening cement producer. That also could deliver during the night. I think someone is up for a pair of new cement flippers

What did really happen to the Beamer...?

 

U know sometimes I really do not understand t06 posts.

 

You have learn to understand "Loosewire" first ,then T06, Loosewire named him

T06.

 

You have learn to understand "Loosewire" first ,then T06, Loosewire named him

T06.

Maybe...Just maybe....T06 and Loosie are...THE SAME PERSON!!!!

 

Maybe...Just maybe....T06 and Loosie are...THE SAME PERSON!!!!

Talk about having SPLIT personalities!

 

Talk about having SPLIT personalities!

Please don't drag Loosie and T06 down to THAT level!

 

 

Talk about having SPLIT personalities!

Consider your hands smacked and your tocus also. I do NOT have Split personality. Not now, and so will it be for infinity

 

Maybe...Just maybe....T06 and Loosie are...THE SAME PERSON!!!!

here I go on a two weeks holiday total cut loose from the net
and what happen people conspire behind my back no i am no
loosewire

 

i am no loosewire

I can tell this is the truth because you make whole sentences.

 

no i am no
loosewire

I could have sworn !

 

What did one transistor say to the other transistor ?
> Nice Legs !!!


What did the DC voltage say to the AC voltage ?
> Nice Wiggle !!!

 

Hello,

Here I found a page that makes some jokes about the names of the companies when they merge:
http://www.jokes-news.com/search/fairchild+electronics

Bertus

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz45c3vNuIs
These guys are the best! They are pretty retarded I know but they make me laugh so hard

 

I can't do it. Self Edit:

Middle town USA. Unbelievable.

 

I guess I can't post the picture unless their is 10 characters.

Self edit due to kv's self edit.

 

Oh my, I can't even begin to identify everything wrong with that photo

A sign of a business, next door to another sign of another business, both are visible to the public. The 2 are just not supposed to be seen together. Wrong on every level.

All I can say, sorry about the the post.

 

Self edit due to kv's self edit.

Thank you, D8.

 

Here's another one.

Mind you this is a real event, happened in a rural Island where Goats were looked after.

The Guy in charge (Boss) had hired a Bangladesh care taker to look after the goats. One day a someone saw as he was passing by the cage, the care taker was dominating a goat. So he informed the authorities. During the interrogation this is what the care taker said and indeed he did made a good point.

Official asked rather loudly, "Why were you Humping the goat, didn't you know it is haraam ( not allowed)?"

Caretaker Responded rather angrily," Boss did not had a problem, I did not had a problem, and certainly the goat was enjoying it, then what the <snip> is your problem?"

Is this a government joke?

 

Nope.! it's just something tht happened.