And she is rated as "very informative"

 

I love how much sarcasm shows through on that site

 

This was actually said in court and taken from a transcript:

Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

 

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand

 

I saw a sign at a clothes shop:
"For hygiene reasons we do not change underwear."

 

I saw a sign at a clothes shop:
"For hygiene reasons we do not change underwear."

And at a tailoring shop:
"Drop your pants here"

 

Lamy's Radiator Shop (now out of business):

"Best place in St. Petersburg to take a leak."
and a visual joke I've been saving.

 

Why is that photo funny?

It just looks like a laptop running from a car battery to me.

 

and a visual joke I've been saving.

Looks like something I'd do!

For a couple years I ran a portable dvd player off of an electric weed-wacker battery

 

RB...try suggesting that to some of the people that post questions here. "How can I charge my lappy from a solar panel? from a 7.2 volt electric weed whacker battery? from a car cigarette lighter? from a potato with 2 coins stuck in it?

If that picture isn't funny, you have my permission to post it as an answer.

 

I went to England and they spoke American???
That Very Informative answer has received an additional 120 thumbs up in the past 11 months.

 

The same person probably posts answers about speaker efficiency.
strantor...go back and read my expanded response to your speaker question.

 

(I'm really #32 but I'm incognito.)

I remember a guy named #31. Was that you, before inflation?

 

No. I got my number by being QC inspector #32 at 3 different corporations over the course of a decade.
Right now I'm posing as a St. Petersburg Florida taxi driver by using his number...#12
(Before inflation, I was bychon on AAC and Electrotech
and bychon is the name of my dog.)

 

Obsessive–compulsive tetris doesn't work too well:

 

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day, drinking beer.

11. Flashlight: A metal tube used to store dead batteries.

12. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

 

Best way for the U.S. to solve its problems:

 

No. I got my number by being QC inspector #32 at 3 different corporations over the course of a decade.
Right now I'm posing as a St. Petersburg Florida taxi driver by using his number...#12
(Before inflation, I was bychon on AAC and Electrotech
and bychon is the name of my dog.)

Oh lord I forgot your in St Pete. Well if your really drivin a cab be careful.

 

No, I don't drive a cab. I do housecalls. I repair machines like air conditioners, refrigerators, furnaces, washers, dryers, plumbing, exhaust fans, house wiring, a bit of carpentry and drywall, and sometimes, even car repairs.
Well, enough carpentry that I redesigned my table saw to use a 5 HP motor. It works wherever I can find a clothes dryer outlet (240V, 30A) otherwise, I have to refit the original 1HP motor on it.

If you ever see a handyman with a 5HP table saw, I'll swear I've never been on the internet

 

I have to work for six days this week.Is it a joke?