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The energizer is bypassed like a Christmas tree.

 

 

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The only thing wrong with this picture, is that the nail clipper is made of stainless steel, which is not the best electrical conductor.

 

fair point but... perhaps urgency, availability of materials and thread title are some of factors in this.
it should beat shoelace, zip tie or folded paper straw - even when wet

 

 

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https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-sam-altman/
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Sam Altman

Why did you decide to devote your life to AI?
I just saw so much suffering in the world that needed to be automated.

 

what's the speed of sound in unobtainium?

The same as that of the sound of one hand clapping.

 

A cat does not need a watch.
Its stomach will tell it when to eat - it is always "now"

 

A cat does not need a watch.
Its stomach will tell it when to eat - it is always "now"

Likewise with sleeping. They will sleep whenever they feel like.

 

There's my phone.

 

A lion would never drive drunk but a Tiger Wood

 

The comments are hilarious!

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Congrats on finishing the marthon!

I thought the Milwaukee Marathon was three beers, two brats, and an order of fried cheese curds.

 

 

https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-...-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

“I’ve been using ChatGPT to help with cooking for a while now, so I didn’t think too much of it when the ingredients list included a bottle filled with gasoline and a cloth wick,”

 

Ever since they removed the lead it just hasn't tasted the same.