Physics Jokes:

• A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
• What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. (This one snuck in from the last round, but it's a good one!)
• What do you get when you cross a chicken with an atom? A fowl isotope.
• Why did the electron get arrested? It was charged.

 

When you are just having the worst kind of luck

 

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IIRC, it was a Little Boy.

 

IIRC, it was a Little Boy.

Fathered by a Fat Man ...

 

The Trinity bomb was nick named "The Gadget" so it was probably non-binary.

Sorry, did I ruin the joke?

 

¿? I have no explanation.

 

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Blue must be a boy. It looks like a male stick with supporting software at the base. Won't comment on the penetration at the top.

 

¿? I have no explanation.

It's a Bed Racer! Google Bed Race

 

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Here's one I think @SamR will like:
https://www.youtube.com/embed/PTRI6UYKSvI

 

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A crocodile tear:

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The Family Truckster...

 

You can feel the feels...

 

These are ridiculous times.



I can't believe the price of those bananas.