The thing that gets me is the promise of 72 virgins in the afterlife for those who die fighting a holy war. That'd last me 24 days. Then what ? ? ? ! ! ! Am I married to 72 women? And they ain't no virgins anymore, not after three weeks. Sounds more like a hell than a heaven.So no bikinis either...
The thing that gets me is the promise of 72 virgins in the afterlife for those who die fighting a holy war. That'd last me 24 days. Then what ? ? ? ! ! ! Am I married to 72 women? And they ain't no virgins anymore, not after three weeks. Sounds more like a hell than a heaven.
They say women living in a household synchronies their biological monthly cycle. I can't imagine 72 women riding Nagasaki's all at once. Geez! They'd run my arse over.

There's a reason why they're virgins: either spinsters or children.
They could be boys.There's a reason why they're virgins: either spinsters or children.
or:They could be boys.
I guess in your world "children" are only girls?They could be boys.
Well, at least it's more raisins than one gets in a bowl of Raisin Bran.or:
https://globalnation.inquirer.net/163694/raisins-not-virgins-quran-scholars-say
‘Raisins,’ not ‘Virgins,’ Quran scholars say
water slide or something's not been poisoned with politics yet...

lethality actually happens when a german says french words in english :--"The funniest joke in the world
Actually, the root word for virgin and for vagina are the same. Since boys don't have V's there's no such thing as a boy who's a virgin. Today we accept that virginity refers to a person who has not engaged in sexual activity. Penetration. Now there's another word that has a common root: Penetrate and Penis. A female can't penetrate a male. She has no organs for such activity. Not considering fingers as probative instruments for sexual satisfaction.I guess in your world "children" are only girls?
Beginning a TLDR with a factually incorrect assertion assures I will not read the rest of the text.Actually, the root word for virgin and for vagina are the same.
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