The Jokes thread

Tonyr1084

Joined Sep 24, 2015
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So no bikinis either...
The thing that gets me is the promise of 72 virgins in the afterlife for those who die fighting a holy war. That'd last me 24 days. Then what ? ? ? ! ! ! Am I married to 72 women? And they ain't no virgins anymore, not after three weeks. Sounds more like a hell than a heaven.

They say women living in a household synchronies their biological monthly cycle. I can't imagine 72 women riding Nagasaki's all at once. Geez! They'd run my arse over.
 

nsaspook

Joined Aug 27, 2009
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The thing that gets me is the promise of 72 virgins in the afterlife for those who die fighting a holy war. That'd last me 24 days. Then what ? ? ? ! ! ! Am I married to 72 women? And they ain't no virgins anymore, not after three weeks. Sounds more like a hell than a heaven.

They say women living in a household synchronies their biological monthly cycle. I can't imagine 72 women riding Nagasaki's all at once. Geez! They'd run my arse over.
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The main reason I gave up biomedical engineering educations and a scientific life in general, was this odd phenomenon:
overtalking in men's brain causes overheating but in women's causes brain cooling down.

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now ,I'm a enjoying my life reminding religional contents...within partial overdamped instabilities BTW.
 

Tonyr1084

Joined Sep 24, 2015
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Couldn't read those last two paragraphs. Made me laff though.

Actually in biblical days there were no vowels. The reader had to supply those vowels in order to pronounce words correctly. We can read "Blvd" as "Boulevard". Simply removing all the vowels shortens the word considerably.

But I wonder, how would you render "Bookkeeper" with those changes? Two "O's", two "K's" and two "E's" in a row ? ? ?
 

Tonyr1084

Joined Sep 24, 2015
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I guess in your world "children" are only girls?
Actually, the root word for virgin and for vagina are the same. Since boys don't have V's there's no such thing as a boy who's a virgin. Today we accept that virginity refers to a person who has not engaged in sexual activity. Penetration. Now there's another word that has a common root: Penetrate and Penis. A female can't penetrate a male. She has no organs for such activity. Not considering fingers as probative instruments for sexual satisfaction.

And @joeyd999 please stop guessing what's in my world. You have missed the bigger picture. You don't live in my head, rent space for free, and you don't know what I consider to be pure children. Male and female. I've fathered both. I've loved both. I've made love to females but not males. So stop guessing what's in my world.
 
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