The Jokes thread

joeyd999

Joined Jun 6, 2011
6,486
Two men are peeing off a bridge.

One is from California and one is from Arkansas. The one from California says "Man, this water is cold."

The one from Arkansas says "Yeah, and it's deep too.
That's a joke I tell to the guy standing next to me at the urinals.
 

nsaspook

Joined Aug 27, 2009
16,503
"Secure your mask before helping small children with theirs. If you are travelling with two small children, you should figure out now which one has the most potential."
 
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