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I ditched my military service for one day if I'd make more money to less harm people upon a simple equation...

 

I ditched my military service for one day if I'd make more money to less harm people upon a simple equation...

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Are you sure there's a joke hidden in there?

 

Are you sure there's a joke hidden in there?

The fun part is that it dosn't obey superposition when you add up the lines :-"

 

The fun part is that it dosn't obey superposition when you add up the lines :-"

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No investigation needed when the old stories don't work anymore.

 

Punctuation makes all the difference...

 

 

 

I know this is the Jokes thread but this is real life. Kind of funny too.

Last night watching TV, two guys were arguing. One threatened to call the cops. The other said "Go ahead!" So the one guy said "Hey Siri - Call the police." And MY phone dialed 911. I had to explain to the operator that it was the TV that dialed my cell phone. Thought she'd laugh but she didn't.

 

I know this is the Jokes thread but this is real life. Kind of funny too.

Last night watching TV, two guys were arguing. One threatened to call the cops. The other said "Go ahead!" So the one guy said "Hey Siri - Call the police." And MY phone dialed 911. I had to explain to the operator that it was the TV that dialed my cell phone. Thought she'd laugh but she didn't.

A new set of words that can't be said on broadcast TV.

 

Obviously not how the Egyptians built their pyramids.

 

Maybe that girl holding the wall up should have carried that block.

 

Tempting fate. No?