A husband and wife have four boys. The odd part of it is that the older three boys have red hair, light skin are and tall while the youngest has dark hair, dark eyes and is short. The father takes ill and is lying on his death bed when he turns to his wife and says "Honey, before I die be completely honest with me. Is our youngest child mine?" The wife replies "Yes, I swear to you he is your son." With that the husband dies. The wife mutters to herself 'Thank god he didn't ask about the other three'.

 

 

 

 

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Reminds me of when I was near Chicago during the gas crisis in the 70s. Someone robbed a gas station and left the owner tied up on the floor of the office. People drove up, gassed up, went to the office to pay and saw him tied up on the floor. So, they left laughing their ass off with a free tank of gas. This went on for over four hours and countless customers (they told all their friends to go get free gas) before anyone called the cops... Typical Chi Town behavior.

 

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Had a picture of my first wife sitting on my 72 Chevy Nova. Gaud I loved that car.

 

Reminds me of when I was near Chicago during the gas crisis in the 70s. Someone robbed a gas station and left the owner tied up on the floor of the office. People drove up, gassed up, went to the office to pay and saw him tied up on the floor. So, they left laughing their ass off with a free tank of gas. This went on for over four hours and countless customers (they told all their friends to go get free gas) before anyone called the cops... Typical Chi Town behavior.

I remember the gas lines right outside my house. Made Lemonade and Coffee. Sold like hot cakes! In fact, I couldn't make enough coffee. However, nobody ever asked if they could use my pay-toilet. Probably wouldn't have let them. Might have pointed them to the fence.

 

I can attest this is exactly how I see Windows and Mac users.

 

 

 

 

Where to disable,the main difference between gods. :"

Gods of wine:




Gods of water:

 

Here goes five minutes of very, very stupid dad jokes .... enjoy!

 

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A teacher is teaching her class good manners and asks the class:
"If you were on a dinner date with a nice young lady, how would you tell her you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said "I'm sorry but I really need to go to the toilet to pee. I'll be right back."
The teacher said "That's impolite to use the word 'Toilet' at the dinner table."
Little Johnny put his hand up and said "I would say 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine who I hope to introduce you to after dinner'."

 

At about 18 seconds into the video - focus on the camel.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DPHSNgCpVoA

 

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For a long while, I see the EN version of BBC's logo in another color:





but the local version is still the same as before :



Glad if a Jewish person can explain...:"

 

Of the few scot-free businesses...