What happens when they walk into a bar?

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/woman-hysterics-after-seeing-drunk-28088181

 

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/woman-hysterics-after-seeing-drunk-28088181

Please don't refer me to this stupid, nasty tabloid!

 

Please don't refer me to this stupid, nasty tabloid!

This is The Jokes Thread. Expect to be Rick Rolled at any time.

 

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General Zod. Can't remember the others without googling it.

"Is there no one who challenges we?"

 

"Is there no one who challenges we?"

Not God ... Zod!

 

 

 

 

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The bearded guy is the drummer and she is the hummer.

 

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He looks like one of my aunts.

 

Why is English so hard?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WKNV3R1NhIk

 

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And pissing everyone off has become so much more fulfilling than pleasing them.

 

And pissing everyone off has become so much more fulfilling than pleasing them.

You can thank Jerry Springer for that ... among others