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When I was a boy I used to take the sugar packs from the local pancake house and go in the yard and feed it to the ants.

 

When I was a boy I used to take the sugar packs from the local pancake house and go in the yard and feed it to the ants.

Epic.

 

 

 

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My favorite (sorry if it's a repeat)

 

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Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You learn a lot, but the frog dies.

 

Two blonds walk into a building.
You'd think one of them would have seen it.

 

Two blonds walk into a building.
You'd think one of them would have seen it.

What happens when they walk into a bar?