The Jokes thread

SamR

Joined Mar 19, 2019
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When I was working my way through school as a fitter/welder the most important tool in my chest was a 5 lb cross peen hammer. It could knock anything into shape! The second most important tool in my chest was a 2"x2" copper bar about 6" long. The guys who cut the steel were always cutting it too short or too long. Too long called for a torch to shorten it and too short called for the copper bar to back the gap so I could fill it with weld! Weld won't stick to copper!
 
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MrSalts

Joined Apr 2, 2020
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And they didn't even buy a ticket...
The house always wins - it's how the system is designed. If players expected anything else, they didn't read the rules. No surprises.
Kind of like the winner of "Americas Got Talent". It's not exactly a "Million Dollars" as they keep repeating. It's just $25000 over 40 years - before taxes.
 
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