Feel free to groan if you like :

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and VaracThor with more friends

 

Feel free to groan if you like :

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If you've gotten bored of spying eyes on your internet activity,bring one of these gifts at home for'em,
Yea,just IOT your WC...
https://orangematter.solarwinds.com/2020/05/18/iot-and-privacy-the-connected-toilet-strikes-again/

 

Bolsonaro faces stiff questioning over Brazilian army’s Viagra purchase

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/apr/12/brazil-armed-forces-viagra-jair-bolsonaro

 

 

Just Rolled In

“Customer states that they need a longer dipstick because there’s no oil showing on the dipstick”

 

This maintenance guy must've been bored out of his skull when he wrote this sarcastic "corrective action" record:

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The cruiser did not sink, but heroically destroyed 2 anti-ship missiles, after which it made a negative surfacing and was transferred to the class of submarines.

https://www.reuters.com/world/europ...-sea-fleet-badly-damaged-by-blast-2022-04-14/

Russian warship sinks in Black Sea after explosion, Russian defence ministry says

 

"Physics is like sex--sometimes it has a practical result, but that's not why we do it."
Richard Feynman

 

Russian submarines test-fire cruise missiles in Sea of Japan (msn.com)
Apparently their GPS was a bit off and they got lost... Yeah it was a test fire! That's our story and we're sticking to it!

 

Ukraine's postal service announced that it will release a commemorative 'Russian warship' stamp.

Spoiler

https://www.businessinsider.com/ukraine-to-release-russian-warship-go-fck-yourself-stamp-2022-3

 

Reminiscent of what one of my ancestors Col. John Mcintosh told the British fleet that sailed up the Midway River here in Georgia in the 1770s and demanded that he hand over Fort Morris and the adjacent town of Sunbury.
"Come and take it"! They turned and sailed away and unfortunately, they came back in 1779 and razed the town to the ground. As did General William Tecumseh Sherman nearly a century later on his "March to the Sea" across Georgia burning all in his wake.

 

Be careful with this urologist…

 

Be careful with this urologist…
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He's the guy that would offer March Madness vasectomies for some discount price. He was interviewed on ESPN some years ago - my cousin in Texas wanted her husband to get one. He was afraid of the Dick Chopper.

 

Reminds me of a guy I worked with named Richard Ryder. He went by Rich...

 

Reminds me of a guy I worked with named Richard Ryder. He went by Rich...

I once had a boss named Richard. I introduced him as, Richard, to some new employees at a meeting. He said, "Please, call me Dick". I said, "I do". I had a meeting with HR right after that.

 

I wasn't going to mention that anyone who tried to work with him knew he was really a dick.

 

Reminds me of a guy I worked with named Richard Ryder. He went by Rich...

True story. I once worked with Richard Butt… and he named his daughter Rosalie.