pretty sure he survived and learned something valuable. so it is a win-win.

 

 

Guy goes to his doctor, and complains of tightness in his head like a very bad headache. Doctor says, "I know your an executive in a very competitive business, your problem is stress related".

Guy replies, "your right, what can I do?"

Doc says," Well I suffer from the same thing from time to time. What works for me is to give my wife oral sex, daily, until the stress pain goes away. Try that and see me in two weeks."

Two weeks go by and the guy keeps his next appointment. And he tells the doc, "I can't thank you enough! I had my doubts, but it worked! Oh, by the way, you certainly have a beautiful house too."

 

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Did you here Pillsbury bought the Trojan company? They developed a self rising condom.

 

How would you like it to be the butt of all the jokes?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Pétomane

 

I can easily see why he is indeed the butt of a long lasting joke that seems to have never been passed on to other performers.

 

 

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That's only 99%.
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MADE YOU LOOK!

 

That's only 99%.
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MADE YOU LOOK!

Not really ... I worked out the total before posting ... this place can be rather unforgiving of that sort of mistake ...

 

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MADE YOU LOOK!

The whole point was to make you stop and say "What?" I am certain you checked the total before posting. I'm wondering how many others had to stop and add up the total. This IS the jokes thread; right?!

 

This IS the jokes thread; right?!

yeap ... but I can assure you, I didn't look ... so the joke's on you

 

cmartinez

I'm wondering how many others had to

 

Jedi gun trick "this isn't the money your looking for..."

 

@nsaspook

 

Leave him cookies, not bourbon; COOKIES !