@nsaspook

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It's really not too hard to click on the "watch on YouTube" link.

 

 

 

 

A preacher during Christmas service asked 4 year old Cindy to start off with A Christmas Carol, the little girl steeled herself and began,

happy birthday to you...

 

 

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^ but you know we will.

 

 

(insert three letter organization) guy wanted to hop a fence and trespass on an owner's property. The owner said "that's not a good idea, don't do it!" The official says "you see this badge? This means I can do whatever I want!" owner says "ok". He gets halfway into the pasture when an angry bull starts chasing him. The owner yells "your badge! Show him your badge!"

 

What do you call a rear end accident with cars?

Spoiler

Car sex, and if it's really good, a new car shows up in a few weeks.

 

What do you call a rear end accident with cars?

Spoiler

Car sex, and if it's really good, a new car shows up in a few weeks.

It seems like a derivative of Praying Mantis sex. one has to die to yield a new one...


https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwj04t-9npL1AhWij4kEHel9CVwQwqsBegQIBRAB&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgUAX5rmXNY&usg=AOvVaw2dfEX6whFoMtykcIE-_EMS

 

 

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Always eat full ones because the penalty for eating a half is the maximum.

 

I was explaining electricity to my kid’s friend and he was, “Like, Watt?”

 

 

I was explaining electricity to my kid’s friend and he was, “Like, Watt?”

He must have been Amped.

Bob

 

@BobTPH Ya gotta get with the current lingo kids use today...