30 LIES IN 30 SECONDS
https://coffeeordie.com/1970s-marine-reservist-ad/

1. The beautiful woman actually touches the Marine.
2. Beer cans do not fall out of the car when he opens the door.

 

30 LIES IN 30 SECONDS
https://coffeeordie.com/1970s-marine-reservist-ad/

HELL! SIGN ME UP! Oh, wait - already served. Never mind. Though I never got a nice car like that.

 

*Bright flash of light and a being appears before me*
God: I am god.
Me: Cool... so are you like some billion year old self-improving alien AI or something?
God: ... No... I am the lord.
Me: Oh... Are you a Matrioshka brain?
God: ... You're making this difficult. I created your universe.
Me: Oh, so we ARE in a simulation. And you're like the system admin?
God: ... Why did I give you the ability to talk?

 

What's on the other side of a flat earth? Nothing. My mom used to make Crapes so thin they had only one side. Flip one over and it was gone forever. So don't nobody go turning the earth over, I don't want to disappear into oblivion; I don't want to disappear. Hell, I don't even want to grow old.

 

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Holy smokes! That's some thinking.

 

My crazy Neice the child psychiatrist!

 

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Are you implying 6 + 4 = 10?

 

Are you implying 6 + 4 = 10?

Isn't it 5 + 5 = 10?

 

Isn't it 5 + 5 = 10?

In that case, we could be getting into "Spinal Tap" territory - it could also total 11.

 

In that case, we could be getting into "Spinal Tap" territory - it could also total 11.

I was going to go to the 11 but from a different angle, but it probably would have gotten deleted or me banned. The old joke about what makes a 11.

 

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Even better
https://www.imdb.com/video/vi163053849?playlistId=tt0051380&ref_=tt_ov_vi

 

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Want to know what has happened to these days' media ? Actually this kind of salesmen expand their bussines on it:

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
“Good morning,” said the young man. “If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.”
“Go away!” said the old lady. “I haven’t got any money!” and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man put his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. “Please let me in!” he said, “And see my demonstration.” And with that, he emptied a bucket of bull manure onto her hallway carpet.
“If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, madam, I will personally eat the remainder.”
The old lady stepped back and said, “Well I hope you’ve got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.”

 

 

Who puts a door in a boat below the water line?