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My wife sent me this "joke" this morning ... I'm not amused ...

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Blue origin launch failure?

It was too heavy due to the size of William Shatner's ego.

 

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That's okay my friend I have one.
Albert Einstein noticed his wife looked up set about something so he asked.
Einstein: Tell me what you need, I'm here to help.

Wife: I just need two things right now, some space and time.

Einstein: Ok, so what's the second thing?

 

Then there's the Fedex and UPS competitor, Einstein Express, "When your package absolutely has to get there yesterday!"

 

 

 

I'll wait for the Polishing Cloth Pro and Polishing Cloth Max.

https://www.apple.com/shop/product/MM6F3AM/A/polishing-cloth

 

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Now those Ghosts are really spooky!

 

destroyed.

Wait till you see what I do to it after I've eaten it! The darn doughnut! Geez, didn't know I missed so many jokes. Two pages worth.

 

Oh my... I just put a few of those into my pickled Jalapeno jars. I hope the people I gave the jars away to don't notice
I grew one Habanero plant this year, got about a dozen orange peppers from it, not bad for northern Canada...
Jalapeno peppers also grew well this year, almost all ripened to a nice red color.

 

 

Is this a joke?
The correct answer is 120.

 

Agree. 120.

Rule of numbers:
(Parentheses & Brackets first)
Powers & Roots
Multiply & Divide
Add & Subtract

So 220 x 0.5 = 110.
230 - 110 = 120.

So "No, I don't believe 5 is the correct answer".

 

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Ylli revealed that this is a trick post.
I don't get the joke!