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MaxHeadRoom
- Joined Jul 18, 2013
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The Jokes thread
- Thread starter R!f@@
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DickCappels
- Joined Aug 21, 2008
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Oh, groan, I was about to go to bed, but that last line will ring in my ears all night :-(
Delta Prime
- Joined Nov 15, 2019
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I have no shame I am It!
Here's my joke.
Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken
That used to be the story of my life ... until I got a BIG break and met the most wonderful woman on this side of the Solar System ... and she was available!I have no shame I am It!
Here's my joke.
Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken
Delta Prime
- Joined Nov 15, 2019
- 1,311
That's great!Then I am going to try the other side of the solar system. I hear they have the best gunip-gunnaps in the parsec.That used to be the story of my life ... until I got a BIG break and met the most wonderful woman on this side of the Solar System ... and she was available!
Now you make her sound like she was in the wrong place at the wrong time and I'm feeling sorry for her.That used to be the story of my life ... until I got a BIG break and met the most wonderful woman on this side of the Solar System ... and she was available!
You'd have to ask her... she's been with me for 29 years already...
Sure you do. Just look at the key printed on the lid of the chocolate box.
I met mine in 7th grade, and didn't understand how lucky I was until I threw her away. But after 30 years apart we got back together. And she still puts up with me!
Delta Prime
- Joined Nov 15, 2019
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High School sweethearts. huh?
As a little kid, I was unusually confident. I even used to call my first grade teacher "Sweetheart!"
He hated it.
As a little kid, I was unusually confident. I even used to call my first grade teacher "Sweetheart!"
He hated it.
That's doubly funny. A pirate that doesn't know how to use a telescope.
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