The original was cross an elephant with a rhino.

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I thought so.

 

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a badly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

 

What's the difference between a Greyhound bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

 

Experts say if you go 69 you'll eat it.

 

Attire.

Brilliant!

 

go 69 you'll eat it.

I anticipated the dirty joke from joeyd999
& the clean joke from you!
Outstanding!!
Okay I got one.
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

 

List of humorous units of measurement

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_humorous_units_of_measurement

 

A little boy asked his dad whats in between mums legs and he says "It's paradise my boy." "Ok whats in between your legs" and he says "Its the key to paradise." And the boy say’s "Well you better changed that lock because, the guy next door has a spare key.

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Experts say if you go 69 you'll eat it.

No. At 69 you blow a rod.

 

No. At 69 you blow a rod.

Flying the rainbow flag are you?

 

Flying the rainbow flag are you?

Why? Want some?

 

Why? Want some?

If ever I did - it wouldn't be from that face!

 

If ever I did - it wouldn't be from that face!

Yeah. Me neither.

 

Flying the rainbow flag are you?

I gotta stop using my rainbow umbrella.
I might end up in closed cell.

 

I might end up in closed cell.

With joey?

 

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Wonder if young lovers today still use that line?

 

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"Submarine races" had a completely different connotation back when I was in high school.