in support of gender neutrality, all guys should refuse to use the evil mensroom and just urinate wherever they see fit - street corners, bus stops, doorsteps, etc.

 

Sounds like my neighborhood.

 

Bathrooms are for Civilized people! The new war cry of the plebian masses...

 

in support of gender neutrality, all guys should refuse to use the evil mensroom and just urinate wherever they see fit - street corners, bus stops, doorsteps, etc.

Like that really helps anything. Of course it attracts some loser comments. Can’t you just keep your head out of the gutter for once? Not funny, just stupid.

 

Oh, the irony.

 

Strange but true... In 1976 Michigan placed a 10 cent deposit on every beer can and bottle sold. In escrow now in the state treasury is over 50 Million Dollars of unclaimed deposit money.

 

Why is an unpowered electromagnet so calm?

No flux given.

 

What did the Spanish photon say when it had finally had enough of being the electromagnetic force carrier?




No mas.

 

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Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'
Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer... '

 

A man walks into a bar, after buying a beer he looks around the bar and sees three men and a dog playing cards. Amazed, the man wanders over and starts watching the game. After watching the game for ten minutes, the man leans over to one of the other player's and whispers " Wow, that's a really smart dog!". The man whispers backs "He isn't that smart, every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail!"

 

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I don't get it.

 

Rabbi - and autocorrect changed it to Rabbit.

 

Well... it's a cute bunny rabbit.

 

Nah! Needs a shave.

 

 

I see an angry chipmunk. Or beaver. Or something else, but not easy to see a rabbit. But yes, I see that as well.

 

Q. Why do people make bad chemistry jokes? A. Because all the good ones Argon

 

This Fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard, combined.