They put lard all over my sick uncle's back. After that he went downhill very fast.

 

This is the new chemical formula for water!
( H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O )
Because it's (H to O)

 

What is HO2CH?




Hooch of course..

 

Zero
PHD
MBA
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Why is the spoiler not showing up? Or is it because I'm posting it?

 

That's no worse than the Slow Children signs along the roadways

Speaking of signs.How did helen Keller tear her arm off?.
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Trying to read a stop sign at 50 miles an hour.

 

Zero
PHD
MBA
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Three degrees below zero!

 

Three degrees below zero!

Haha! I had no clue. That's very clever can I borrow that joke?
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can I borrow that joke?

Can I stop you ? ? ?

 

Can I stop you ? ? ?

With a single word! You must understand yourself and your contemporaries on this site peculiarly on the tech forum have answered my advanced EE questions I need only research previous posts. It is why I never posted a question in the tech forum. I have desperately tried to tell you in the tech forum among others that you do not realize the help you have given to those in need. And here's the kicker... I possess every degree under "zero" because of you. Good day to you sir.

 

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Okay I got one! How do you catch a polar bear?


Cut a hole in the ice and put frozen peas around the whole you just cut when the bear goes to take a p you run up and kick him in the ice hole.

 

This isn’t a Dad joke! More like a 4 year old joke.

 

Then you are going to find this very funny.

• Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? There’s great food, but no atmosphere.
• What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
• How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
• What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.
• What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine. "You being the grape.!! Or sour grape.

 

new Ontario license plates problem again.
few years ago they were peeling, now they are not readable unless in broad daylight.
and the letereing surface is not even raised. that will help with dust....

designed by and for ...? criminals?

 

If Ontario goes Braille it could be read day or night with a single touch!

 

Dad: "Could you please for the love of GOD explain to me why you're so freaking lazy???"

Son: "You mean, nowwwwww?"

 

Procratinators of the World... Nah that's too much trouble, I'll think about it tomorrow...

(Hint: Tomorrow is not Today)

 

So join the procrastinators club. I did. Well, not yet. I still haven't sent away for the application. But it's free though.