You’re older than 12?

Yeah. By about 100 years.

 

Dog years?

 

My 12 y.o. daughter still thinks farts are funny, too.

Bet she also thinks daddy is too>

 

Dog years?

That'd make me 784 years old. I may be legendary, but I'm no Methuselah.

 

Did you know, according to the bible, Methuselah died the same year as Noah's flood? It's not in the old testament, it's actually in either Matthew or Luke's genealogical accounting. Methuselah was so old when he fathered Lamech. Lamech was so old when he fathered Noah. Noah was (I believe) 500 years old when the flood arrived. Add those numbers together and you get 969 years (I think that's how old Methuselah was). He died the same year as the flood. The bible doesn't make clear whether he died before or in the flood.

The More You Know.

 

how militarism would convert even simple things to anger and fear for the world

 

Just got an e-mail from Radio Shack. They're having a "Huge Parts Sale". So if anyone is in need of "Huge Parts" - - - .

That's dumb. Isn't it!

 

That's no worse than the Slow Children signs along the roadways but at least they didn't call them retarded.

 

Not intending to make political comment here - I know better. Just fast forward to 9 minutes 30 seconds through 9 minutes 45 seconds. If I could edit the clip I would. But it's not mine to change.

I miss Johnny Carson.

 

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I'm not so sure this can be considered as reassuring:

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"Look me in the eyes...I dare you!"

PG 13:

Spoiler

 

I don'wanna look youinda eyes!

 

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"Look me in the eyes...I dare you!"