@Sinus23 Wish I had a dad like that.

I'd adopt you if you'd take my collection off my hands.

 

I'd adopt you if you'd take my collection off my hands.

... and assign an entire room of his house for said collection ...

 

Already have a collectors wing down stairs in my basement.

 

... and assign an entire room of his house for said collection ...

Those damn things are so hard to throw away. I keep thinking that some day I'm going to need a 11.275V 617mA adapter with a 3.2345mm negative tip barrel plug.

That day never comes.

 

@joeyd999 I have six of them if you want one. Just pay shipping and handling and it's yours - no charge.

 

I have a valid excuse, I inherited my hoarding gene. I try to use the 10-year rule. If I haven't needed it in the last 10 years I sure don't need to keep it. Somehow it never seems to work though.

 

For me it's the fear that as soon as I liberate myself from something - THAT NEXT DAY is the day I NEED it.

Maybe I should invent a Heart Attack Prevention machine. If you have it you'll never need to use it.

 

Maybe I should invent a Heart Attack Prevention machine.

Too late.

 

Hello,

Don try to laugh:

Bertus

 

That Ole Boy has more lives than a cat but he is making a decent living trying to electrocute himself. Burnt fingers and all...

 

Right answer, wrong procedure:

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The Turkey!

 

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From The Register.

how do you know that Jesus was a carpenter? Only a qualified tradesman can disappear off the face of the earth for days at a time with no rational explanation.

 

And when he says it will be done by Christmas, be sure and ask him of what year!

 

The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken - leaning against the headboard with a cigarette in its beak, the egg grabs the covers and rolls over with an irritated look on its face. The chicken asks "What's up with you?" The egg responds "Well, I guess we answered THAT age old question."

 

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"Baghdadi, religious scholar at the helm of Islamic State"

Obituaries of other notorious figures from history

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1188545755490979840

 

And if you were already grown up when it came out you might want to schedule another one.