a couple in their 90's are both having problems remembering things.

during their regular checkup, the doctor tells them that they are both physically ok but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember...

later that night while watching tv, the old man gets up and says 'want anything from the kitchen while i'm there?'

she says 'could you get me a bowl of ice cream please? but don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?'

he replies 'no, i'll remember it dear'

she says 'well, i'd like some strawberries on top of the ice cream, you sure you don't want to write that down?'

he says 'i can remember that, a bowl of ice cream with strawberries on top.'

she says 'i'd also like some whipped cream on top of the strawberries, surely you want me to write that down?'

irritated, he says 'you don't need to write that down, i CAN remember it, ice cream, strawberries with whipped cream on top - i got it for goodness sake'

then he toddles into to the kitchen.

20 minutes later, he returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs...

she stares at the plate for a moment and says 'where's my toast?'

They must have been having issues. Everyone knows strawberries go on top of the whipped cream when you put it on ice cream.

 

They must have been having issues. Everyone knows strawberries go on top of the whipped cream when you put it on ice cream.

I usually have whipped cream on strawberries...sans ice cream. So there.

 

I usually have whipped cream on strawberries...sans ice cream. So there.

I'm more of a cherries guy...

 

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I'm more of a cherries guy...

An oldie but a goodie:

 

An oldie but a goodie:

Boy... that brought back some memories...

 

Boy... that brought back some memories...

And some mammaries, too.

 

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They must have been having issues. Everyone knows strawberries go on top of the whipped cream when you put it on ice cream.

me thinkings you not married (always obey the better halfs explicit instructions) or wrong canadian dialect

edit: modified second option, was informed it could have been offensive

 

And some mammaries, too.

I'll bet Joey was a glam rocker.

 

I'll bet Joey was a glam rocker.

I've got photos to prove it.

 

I'll bet Joey was a glam rocker.

Glam rock - androgynous, costumes, platform shoes, glitter, ...

I'm glad he has photos.

I've got photos to prove it.

Maybe he is (was) Gary Glitter.

 

 

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Thanks for that. My daughter currently is deep into Greek mythology, and Pandora is her favorite character.

Nearly every book we've read together in the past 6 months is about her.

 

Hello,

Here are two special for @joeyd999 :




Bertus

 

I called an old classmate and asked what he was doing.

He replied that he was working on a project involving "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment".

I was impressed...

Upon further inquiring, I learned that he was washing dishes with hot water under his wife's supervision

 

Hello,

Here are two special for @joeyd999 :

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Bertus

I don't get it.

 

@joeyd999:
If you don't get it you will receive corporal punishment!

 

@joeyd999:
If you don't get it you will receive corporal punishment!