The Jokes thread

jasone

Joined Nov 2, 2015
50
Guy runs into the Doctor's office and says " Doc you gotta help me im turning into a moth.". The Doctor looks at him confused and say "you think you're turning into a moth? You don't need my help you need a psychiatrist." The guy replies "well yea I was on my way there and saw your light was on."
 

joeyd999

Joined Jun 6, 2011
6,301
Guy runs into the Doctor's office and says " Doc you gotta help me im turning into a moth.". The Doctor looks at him confused and say "you think you're turning into a moth? You don't need my help you need a psychiatrist." The guy replies "well yea I was on my way there and saw your light was on."
You've been a member for nearly a year, and this is your first post?!

I'd have tried to make a better impression, at least with a better joke.

Welcome, anyway.
 

nerdegutta

Joined Dec 15, 2009
2,689
Guy runs into the Doctor's office and says " Doc you gotta help me im turning into a moth.". The Doctor looks at him confused and say "you think you're turning into a moth? You don't need my help you need a psychiatrist." The guy replies "well yea I was on my way there and saw your light was on."
Being a pest exterminator, I think this was kind of hilarious.
 

joeyd999

Joined Jun 6, 2011
6,301
You are just like my wife, G. She unnecessarily starts arguments about things that do not concern her based on information she doesn't have -- and then won't quit till she's had the last word. I know the game very well, and I enjoy -- no, relish -- it. You would have made a fine woman -- emojis and all.
 
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