Best Halloween outfit of the year:

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Stuck her finger into a light socket - she did.

 

Crazy lady says "I'm being bullied so badly that I'm moving to another country". She ought to open a Go Fund Me to pay for it! She'd be rich if she could find another country that would take her!

 

open a Go Fund Me • • • ! She'd be rich.

Yeah, I bet. I'd donate to it for sure. Imagine if EVERYBODY donated just one dollar. Over $3,000,000.oo and she can have all the balls she wants. Provided she can find someone who'd lend her theirs. Not me.

 

For anyone outside the US;

 

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It was the first of April, many years ago, a new news caster was being broken in. She had to read the teleprompter quickly and accurately. There WAS a plane crash with seven people aboard. As best as I can remember, this was what was said:
"A small plane carrying seven people crashed. All seven died in the crash. Four seriously." I still remember the look on her face. Priceless.

 

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