The Jokes thread

MrSalts

Joined Apr 2, 2020
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When I was very young (4-5 maybe), my grandfather pushed us down a sledding hill in a sled made of a wooden soap crate with some "skis" on it. Nice logo on the crate of a lady in a tub with bubbles. So it was only natural (for me) to hear the jingle bells lyrics as...

"Oh what fun it is to laugh and sing in a one-horse soap in sleigh."
 

nsaspook

Joined Aug 27, 2009
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BobTPH

Joined Jun 5, 2013
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The lovely wife Morticia and I are dancing the Queen’s “Killer Queen” for our showcase this year. I always thought it was “class queen.”. Took me many listenings to hear “killer,” I swear there is only one syllable.

Edit: And Morticia thought it was “club queen.”
 

BobTPH

Joined Jun 5, 2013
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Actually, we only dance tango when in those characters. As Freddie Mercury and the Killer Queen we are dancing swing and foxtrot.

Edit: My current avatar is us doing Viennese waltz to Shostakovich’s “Jazz Suite Waltz 2.”

Edit 2: Morticia made the dress, I supplied the LEDs and micro tucked under the collar and programmed them.
 
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Tonyr1084

Joined Sep 24, 2015
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"Oh what fun it is to laugh and sing in a one-horse soap in sleigh."
Gotta admit - that one is priceless.

Not going religious on anyone here - not picking on any religion either. Just that I used to be one of Jehovah's Witnesses. There's a song that goes (in part) "Sing to Jehovah for he has become highly exalted." My oldest daughter used to sing it this way: "Sing to Jehovah for he has become highly exhausted." Gosh we laughed.

Note to moderators: Not promoting or bashing any religions, just stating a matter of family history. And no, this is not an invitation to start discussing religion either. I'm not religious but believe in good morals.
 
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