When I was very young (4-5 maybe), my grandfather pushed us down a sledding hill in a sled made of a wooden soap crate with some "skis" on it. Nice logo on the crate of a lady in a tub with bubbles. So it was only natural (for me) to hear the jingle bells lyrics as...

"Oh what fun it is to laugh and sing in a one-horse soap in sleigh."

 

https://nypost.com/2022/10/28/pranksters-posing-as-laid-off-twitter-employees-trick-media-outlets/

A pair of pranksters posing as laid-off Twitter employees tricked multiple media outlets Friday as the public anxiously awaited news on whether Elon Musk had begun axing staffers.

CNBC’s Deirdre Bosa interviewed two people who identified themselves as Twitter employees and were seen near the company’s San Francisco headquarters carrying cardboard boxes.

 

 

The lovely wife Morticia and I are dancing the Queen’s “Killer Queen” for our showcase this year. I always thought it was “class queen.”. Took me many listenings to hear “killer,” I swear there is only one syllable.

Edit: And Morticia thought it was “club queen.”

 

The lovely wife Morticia and I are dancing the Queen’s “Killer Queen” for our showcase this year. I always thought it was “class queen.”. Took me many listenings to hear “killer,” I swear there is only one syllable.

You and Morticia?

 

Nope I am Gomez. My wife’s nickname dates from years ago when we dressed as the Addamses for Halloween and I used the picture as my avatar.

 

Nope I am Gomez. My wife’s nickname dates from years ago when we dressed as the Addamses for Halloween and I used the picture as my avatar.

Good to hear...

 

Actually, we only dance tango when in those characters. As Freddie Mercury and the Killer Queen we are dancing swing and foxtrot.

Edit: My current avatar is us doing Viennese waltz to Shostakovich’s “Jazz Suite Waltz 2.”

Edit 2: Morticia made the dress, I supplied the LEDs and micro tucked under the collar and programmed them.

 

The new Prime Minister of the UK is so short that he'll have to live at Number 9 1/2 Downing Street.

 

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And that's why they went extinct.

It's a far more reasonable theory than an asteroid strike.

 

And that's why they went extinct.

It's a far more reasonable theory than an asteroid strike.

That asteroid hit thing ... it's just a conspiracy to blame Mexico for what really happened:

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Which is why I said Genes instead of Jeans. Although I did pull down quite a few ladies jeans with no surprises or complaints.

Some people think diarrhea is hereditary because it runs in the jeans.

 

This is hilarious:

 

"Oh what fun it is to laugh and sing in a one-horse soap in sleigh."

Gotta admit - that one is priceless.

Not going religious on anyone here - not picking on any religion either. Just that I used to be one of Jehovah's Witnesses. There's a song that goes (in part) "Sing to Jehovah for he has become highly exalted." My oldest daughter used to sing it this way: "Sing to Jehovah for he has become highly exhausted." Gosh we laughed.

Note to moderators: Not promoting or bashing any religions, just stating a matter of family history. And no, this is not an invitation to start discussing religion either. I'm not religious but believe in good morals.

 

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