https://www.rocketbuilder.com/

Not a scam. Not a fake. It's REAL.

Let's pool our money and send something....

 

ULA is "just down the street" from me. Maybe I should drop in and get a sample unit for testing.

 

Excellent. I was considering changing my space delivery service provider. I'll check them out. Thanks.

 

*Swoon...*
Put it in my Christmas stocking!

 

*Swoon...*
Put it in my Christmas stocking!

That sounds like a euphemism, a rocket in your stocking!

 

I have been getting one of these every year for the past 5 years. No one knows what to buy me. It used to be ties. Well no one wears ties anymore, then they found that site. Now for some reason people are buying me $109M Atlas 5 rockets. I am running out of room in the back yard and the neighbors are starting to get suspicious!

 

I have been getting one of these every year for the past 5 years. No one knows what to buy me. It used to be ties. Well no one wears ties anymore, then they found that site. Now for some reason people are buying me $109M Atlas 5 rockets. I am running out of room in the back yard and the neighbors are starting to get suspicious!

Let's get together after Christmas and light some of those off! I've bought some of that Gorilla Tape if anyone wants to be a passenger (willing or not).

 

That sounds like a euphemism, a rocket in your stocking!

My wife left 27 years ago. I'm getting desperate.

 

I have been getting one of these every year for the past 5 years. No one knows what to buy me. It used to be ties. Well no one wears ties anymore, then they found that site. Now for some reason people are buying me $109M Atlas 5 rockets. I am running out of room in the back yard and the neighbors are starting to get suspicious!

They wouldn't last past the fourth of July around here.