I must confess that I can sympathize. I didn't own a TV until I was 26 years old, and I only bought it then because I was in a cast with a broken leg. Without that injury, I might have been 40 before I bought a TV.
and yes, Chuck Norris can do that, but it's more likely he would give himself a roundhouse kick to the back of his head.
and yes, Chuck Norris can do that, but it's more likely he would give himself a roundhouse kick to the back of his head.