Write your own or copy paste some....... @tom_s posted one I thought was really good. Thx Tom.

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now Stephen Hawking's dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to ...

 

When Stephen Hawking entered the cosmos he ran into Einstein and said: "I would never claim this. People who boast about their IQ are losers."

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Stephen Hawking enters the cosmos and said: Thats what happened to Schrödinger’s Cat, Schrödinger said: Wrong he’s still in the box.

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Richard Feynman 1975 Dodge Tradesman Maxivan

Michael Morisy obtained the famed physicist’s FBI file via the Freedom of Information Act, most of the letters in it described Feynman in glowing terms—“outstanding,” a “brilliant physicist,” “discreet and loyal.” However, the file contained one scathing letter from 1958 denouncing him as a security risk. “This man is, in my opinion, an extremely complex and dangerous person, a very dangerous person to have in a position of public trust,” declared the letter writer, whose name was redacted by government censors. “In matters of intrigue Richard Feynman is, I believe, immensely clever—indeed a genius,” the writer admitted, before adding, “and he is, I further believe, completely ruthless, unhampered by morals, ethics, or religion.”

FBI memos in the file reveal that the writer was a woman, and historian Alex Wellerstein makes a compelling case that she was likely Feynman’s ex-wife Mary Louise Bell.

https://physicstoday.scitation.org/do/10.1063/PT.6.4.20180511a/full/

 

Richard Feynman 1975 Dodge Tradesman Maxivan
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https://physicstoday.scitation.org/do/10.1063/PT.6.4.20180511a/full/

Hell hath no fury...

And yes, I believe that all Feynman cared about was scientific truth... as far as I know about him, no one ever questioned his integrity.

 

Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome? A: Pull down its genes!

 

In honor of your academic pursuit!
A caveman walks into an auditorium
He sits down in the front row and a janitor walks by. The janitor turns to the caveman and says, "Hey, the anthropology lecture doesn't start for another hour. You're early, man."

 

What do you call a scientist who splits atoms to create bubbly beverages?
A nuclear fizzicist.

 

Why are the best archeologists female?
Because of their innate ability to dig up the past.

 

Long time no post #12. Hope things are good with you.