Why would a wharf be better than a shack. Shacks have been used for that bodily function for a thousand years. I was just at Fisherman's Wharf. No floor-dedicating Florida Men-types there. Fisherman's Wharf in SFO provide public restrooms -they're clean and well staffed. More rooms available at the ground floor of the chocolate factory as well.Wouldn't he have been more comfortable at Fisherman's Wharf?