ROFL!
I haven't laughed so hard since we were ragging on strantor about his flaming lithium batteries.

12...since I have observed that you seem to have plenty of time to bust people on a a board on the net...when is the last time you got laid?

I mean give the historic complete and utter inability for engineers or the like to be able to even get a dat never mind actually have sex...with the opposite sex...I would think you woud want to get to know a person...ME...that actually has no problen with scuh things.

I mean...even if in your mind my reality is a long shot...I would think your despiration would lead you to at least give my advice a shot?

Split Infinity

 

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we are entertained and you are in the entertainment business. Thank you.

Just doin my job.

Split Infinity

 

only post #21 is uncalled for, hence my edit. BTW you seem to have more posts on this board than anyone, interesting, isn't it?

 

only post #21 is uncalled for, hence my edit. BTW you seem to have more posts on this board than anyone, interesting, isn't it?

Oh come on! That was funny as Hell!

It would seem that post was hitting a little too close to home?

Split Infinity

 

No, just a desperate try for a personal insult.
I am not baited that easily, and I certainly don't explain my sex life to a stranger on the internet.

Correctly perceiving reality is not a diagnosable mental illness, an indicator of how desperate my real life is, and neither is it a description of my sex life.

On the other hand, logging on to a random website and trying to impress a bunch of strangers with how important I am might be.

 

No, just a desperate try at a personal insult.

12...here is the thing. Even though you and a few others have made it a Crusade to hammer me for talking about who I am...I hold no grudges and have stated so.

My post that you and another are having such an issue with...if I was to say the exact same thing to afew of the people I know...they would respond with a Hearty...Get otta here! And they would laugh.

Now this is not what you have done and usually if something is not true even if another is saying it is or in your case...claiming what I post is bull...that person would not have much of an issue with it...and even though you have made a point to respond to evrything I post in a negative manner...or just about everything...it really doesn't bother me as I know the reality.

Now...what does it say when you respond in the manner you have to an obvious joke...as I was just busting you and what I expected in relpy from you and others was...Oh...Get Otta here!

Instead I got....AN INSULT! Damn you!

Split Infinity

 

@12, let the tough guys post a picture before you run.

 

@12, let the tough guys post a picture before you run.

Loose...are you asking me or Plad or Mikado to post pictures of ourselves?

Because if that is the case I can tell you right now it is not going to happen and there are very good reasons...for all of us...why it will not.

Take a few minutes and go to the Credit Due topic in Off Topics and go to the second post where I list a link. Go to the link and scroll down and click on a few of the letter listed from the USN. or others.

Now this is Plads work...Mikado is working on something along with Plad that is along these lines and I am just watching.

In all of our cases...we shouldn't even be talking on a board nevermind posting our pictures.

Split Infinity

 

so... will mothman be joining the forum soon?

 

so... will mothman be joining the forum soon?

No...unless you know him as a friend...Mothman is not the person you would ever want to meet.

Split Infinity

 

One time at work I bent over and my trousers split. No one noticed, but I couldn't walk around because it would have been pretty obvious, so I had to sit at my desk until everyone went out of the office at lunch, then I took a stapler with me to the little boys room and patched them up. True story.

 

One time at work I bent over and my trousers split. No one noticed, but I couldn't walk around because it would have been pretty obvious, so I had to sit at my desk until everyone went out of the office at lunch, then I took a stapler with me to the little boys room and patched them up. True story.

Oh...Man! Mark you just reminded me of a time I used a stapler to hold together a busted zipper on a pair of suit slacks. I used the rest room and as I pulled up this zipper which was made of some kind of plactic...the damn thing seperated and the zipper would no longer catch the teeth.

I had a meeting that would last the rest of the day and did not have time to go home so I took off the pants, turned them inside out and used a desk stapler to staple the fly shut.

Then I had to spend the next 4 hours worrying if the staples would come undone as well as deal with the constant stabbing going on down there as one of the staples did not close all the way and because I didn't dare touch it...I got scratched up pretty bad! LOL!

Split Infinity

 

OK...since it is OBVIOUS some of you here can't handle the idea that I am a touring musician...even though I am...I will make an attempt not to talk about that part of my life so you can all feel better about yourselves...sheeze!

Split Infinity

The musician / secret agent combo was a bit much. Judging from your previous posts that border on they psychotic and the fact that many people thought you were Jaygatsby (I am still convinced you are, with your childish post against #12 as evidence), that total combination puts your credibility in question on this forum.

 

The musician / secret agent combo was a bit much. Judging from your previous posts that border on they psychotic and the fact that many people thought you were Jaygatsby (I am still convinced you are, with your childish post against #12 as evidence), that total combination puts your credibility in question on this forum.

You know...I am sorry you guy's had such a bad experience with this gatsby guy. But I am NOT him.

I am a touring musician although I am older now and I do not do long tours anymore. I started playing professionally when I was 16 on weekends and I was heavily recruited in High School by a variety of branches in the U.S. Military as well as other groups.

Now as I have stated if anyone does not believe this then that is fine...I have no need for anyone to accept what I do for a living.

As far as 12 is concerned...if a guy goes through life so sensitive to what anyone else might say as well as seemed detached from the way most men behave and treat each other as far as humor or busting chops...well then they might as well put on a skirt...and anyone crying out...Oh Poor so and so! Their feelings were hurt! They can wear a matching Pantsuit.

Split Infinity

 

What about it spinnaker? I'm thinking a nice Scottish plaid. We might as well be flamboyant about our lack of...huevos.

 

What about it spinnaker? I'm thinking a nice Scottish plaid. We might as well be flamboyant about our lack of...huevos.

See...that's more like it!

Split Infinity

 

ha...ha... i am having a good chuckle about my lack of ****s

 

12...since I have observed that you seem to have plenty of time to bust people on a a board on the net...when is the last time you got laid?

I mean give the historic complete and utter inability for engineers or the like to be able to even get a dat never mind actually have sex...with the opposite sex...I would think you woud want to get to know a person...ME...that actually has no problen with scuh things.

I mean...even if in your mind my reality is a long shot...I would think your despiration would lead you to at least give my advice a shot?

Split Infinity

@SplitInfinity,

Lately you have camped in the Offtopic and had some fun and that's fine by me. You make the place lively and people start building thick skin, which is good in my opinion.

Soft jabs have been exchanged about your and others' properties and abilities and as you see, I have no intention to muffle every converstation I don't participate in.
However, you are not allowed to make comments on other people's preferences on politics, religion and sexual activities. Some of these subjects are de facto taboo in most societies, others are too woven in someones character to take lightly and some are both.

All future posts on those topics will be moderated.

 

To you, her, or the audience?

To me! And to everyone else too. I got over it, however. Then I pursued a new career in acting, and made millions. Now, I light my cigars with $100 bills.