Dang I never used the Pop-tarts. That explains the quality of women I ended up with.

Either that or it was the getting a wife from eBay on a $29.95 buy it now deal.

 

EBay shipping has always be a deal killer. Plus it is a mess if they don't punch some air hole in the box.

 

Hope you all don't mind if I drop some mood music into this thread...

 

...Either that or it was the getting a wife from eBay on a $29.95 buy it now deal.

You still have the Ginsu knives?

 

Joey, I didn't know you were such a romantic. I bet you have a box of Pop-tarts hidden from your wife somewhere.

 

Pop-Tarts? Lens cleaner? Boy howdy, but some of you guys are in need of some instruction.

http://www.wikihow.com/Woo-a-Girl

 

EBay shipping has always be a deal killer. Plus it is a mess if they don't punch some air hole in the box.

Well the wife was advertized as being highly intelligent and resourceful and was self shipping.
But yea then she arrived and there were no air hole punched in her own box that should have been a red flag indicator that what was advertised was not what was shipped and she does regularly show strong signs of having been in an oxygen deprived state for some time. (Derpy derp.)

You still have the Ginsu knives?

Well I have a Turkish wife who like a Ginsu knife started out all sharp and impressive but after a while grew pretty dull and useless despite what the initial advertizing claimed and as with the knife set no one seems to want to do anything about the implied warranty or guarantees that supposedly came with them.

 

Hello,

Good to see you back here.
How are you and your boychild doing?
Here is the thread you posted in Jan 2012:
my boy was born

Bertus

 

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Boyfriend

Typical text / advice coming from a woman; includes suggestions of changing him, making him a better self. Part of the problems start there...

 

Woman marry men expecting they can change them, they can't.

Men marry woman expecting nothing will change, it does.

 

Typical text / advice coming from a woman; includes suggestions of changing him, making him a better self. Part of the problems start there...

Were you expecting something better from an internet relationship suggestion site?

 

Typical text / advice coming from a woman; includes suggestions of changing him, making him a better self. Part of the problems start there...

Yea. The ruffie/beer combo actually works much faster and with less effort.

 

Were you expecting something better from an internet relationship suggestion site?

68yo myself, in fact I cannot believe that anyonee couuld be searching for"How to be a good father" and the like. (Yes you could tell me that Dale Carnegie authored books on how to make friends...)

I actually wanted to say that it is a typical goal that many women have in mind when they see a viable relationship ahead. My experience, from direct question to them (including my former): they say that it is mostly true.

 

Woman marry men expecting they can change them, they can't.

Men marry woman expecting nothing will change, it does.

Pure truth. And that is where frustration starts: not because of how things developed but on tthe wrong expectations it all was based on.

 

haha ,Thanks for all reply

the fact is... I am ok, family is happy. and my boy is cute

two weeks ago, I went to another city for business and met one guy.

last week he came to my city for work and we met .just talk and do not anything.

but there are some thing wired...

I know we will meet many people this life ,but it will go with wind by time.

ok, its work time now. talk later

 

Im 22, Im still sticking my name into the pot!

 

Well, it worked for Sgt Wookie and 1chance.

 

Alfred E Neumann is your boyfriend, inviting you for a one night stand in his garbage can

 

If it wasn't for the sex I would probably like to have a boyfriend too!

 

haha ,Thanks for all reply

the fact is... I am ok, family is happy. and my boy is cute

two weeks ago, I went to another city for business and met one guy.

last week he came to my city for work and we met .just talk and do not anything.

but there are some thing wired...

I know we will meet many people this life ,but it will go with wind by time.

ok, its work time now. talk later

Good luck to you
I have alot of fun with woman and it gets me into alot of trouble with my wife .. But I just have to make sure it doesn't go to far...