I'm good till about #4, then it goes downhill from there ( though I have a sailboat, if that counts )

So you've got pink flamingos in the yard or are they on the sailboat? My opinion, sail boat tops pontoon any day.

 

Okay, so I just recounted. I guess I have a little more than 3/4....

 

So you've got pink flamingos in the yard or are they on the sailboat?

The flamingo is in the garden. The sailboat is bearthed at the lake.

 

I can claim all but 3 of those
I don't have a pontoon boat (but would like to), could easily own a motorcycle in the future, and am not a bag boy (though I would carry half, if that counts)

 

Beenthere could have claimed all but the pontoon boat and the generator (although he had a crazy kerosine heater in case the electricity went out in the winter and a propane "emergency" camp stove and propane lanterns). I'm kind of disappointed--I thought all real men were like this!

Well, truthfully, an ol' girlfriend drove across town, in the snow and ice, power out all over town -- to dry her hair 'cause my generator was running!! She quit me for a beer truck driver.

joe

 

Well, truthfully, an ol' girlfriend drove across town, in the snow and ice, power out all over town -- to dry her hair 'cause my generator was running!! She quit me for a beer truck driver.

joe

That sounds like the makings of a hit country song! What artist do you think would do it justice?

 

you don't seriously think a woman would entrust you with her secrets do you. Her biggest secrets have to do with you so I wouldn't count on hearing them, unless she tells you a story knowing that your thinking it's a secret. Then there's the little white lie. It comes dressed in all kinds of disguises. It's a girl thing.

 

@ Joe From the Ozarks, Your good buddy Loosewire,you left out # 27

Hog Calling-souie....Pig....Souie......pig pig ..souie............

 

Too tempting,had to take post # 69.

 

OMG I can't even claim half this list.

I 'm glad I can't claim (almost) half of this list.

This thread turns out to give me good laughs.

As a famous Greek comedian of the previous generation said: "We are a nice atmosphere, we are."

 

I don't know if all this banter makes spinnaker feel better. I hope it does.

 

An aspirin a day,will keep the fleas away.

 

thats why its called all bout ckt

 

@ Joe From the Ozarks, Your good buddy Loosewire,you left out # 27

Hog Calling-souie....Pig....Souie......pig pig ..souie............

Hi Loosewire!

Naw, “souie....Pig....Souie......pig pig ..souie............” are the sounds of the Pride of Arkansas.

In these parts, the sounds of Missouri (pronounced Missour-uh, by the way) are:

“Pop-snap-crackle, shhshhhshhhhshhh, drip-drop-drip-drop, sip-gulp, blub-blub-blub” and “aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh…”

“Pop-snap-crackle” = wood fire
“Shhshhhshhhhshhh” = barrel pressure
“Drip-drop-drip-drop” = liquid dripping
“Sip-gulp” tasting and testing the mix
“Blub-blub-blub” filling the gallon jugs
and “aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh…” the sound of a days work, well done.

Moonshine makin’!!

joe

 

That sounds like the makings of a hit country song! What artist do you think would do it justice?

Maybe David Allan Coe? An insert on the "Nothing Sacred" album, maybe?

I dunno, but if up to me, either the Undergrass Boys or Big Smith. (Bluegrass!!)

joe

 

Maybe David Allan Coe?

Ma Main Man!

 

you don't seriously think a woman would entrust you with her secrets do you. Her biggest secrets have to do with you so I wouldn't count on hearing them, unless she tells you a story knowing that your thinking it's a secret. Then there's the little white lie. It comes dressed in all kinds of disguises. It's a girl thing.

A woman's deepest secrets have nothing to with her man, or previous men, or men at all.

Same with most men, I suppose.

joe

 

Ma Main Man!

"My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention. ~Hedley Lamarr "

One of my favorite movies!!!



"... on you, I work for Mel Brooks!!!"

joe

 

Whats the 21th comanment.

 

Whats the 21th comanment.

21st Commandment?

“Righty-tighty-lefty-loosey?” (As in, threads on a bolt?) (Excluding of course, lug bolts stamped with an “L” and the crazy nut on my meat slicer.)

joe