If you pick up a sweaty stick with your bare hands......you'll regret it.

And if you set it off in a confined area(such as a mine)......and go in before the dust has settled......you'll regret that too.

 

Organic nitrates can give one hell of a headache.

 

That's right.....you'll fine out what a dose of nitroglycerin feels like. You will not like it.

 

Colorado jogger kills a mountain lion with his bare hand.

Officially, the jogger is unidentified.

But we all know that he is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris has a twin.
https://denver.cbslocal.com/2019/02/14/travis-kauffman-mountain-lion-attack-horsetooth/

Jimmy Carter v. the 'Killer Rabbit'
https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics...arter-rabbit-attack-reliable-sources-2010.cnn

 

Run away! Run away!

Carter needed the Holy Hand Grenade.

 

Happy Valentines Day

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...on-appears-create-rude-looking-cloud-ash.html

 

Happy Valentines Day

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...on-appears-create-rude-looking-cloud-ash.html

Looking short but powerful nonetheless.

 

A strange piece of news from 2002:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1416262/Court-refuses-trial-by-combat.html

A court has rejected a 60-year-old man's attempt to invoke the ancient right to trial by combat, rather than pay a £25 fine for a minor motoring offence.

 

https://ktla.com/2019/02/15/council...ot-a-good-idea/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Q: How do we get rid of the rats ?

A: We will unleash an army of cats to eat them

Q: Ok... But then how do get rid of the cats?

A: We bring in cat eating gorillas.

Q: ... But how do we get rid of the Gorillas???

A: we shoot the Gorillas

 

https://ktla.com/2019/02/15/council...ot-a-good-idea/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

 

https://ktla.com/2019/02/15/council...ot-a-good-idea/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

They might start with cleaning up all the garbage and human feces first.

 

They might start with cleaning up all the garbage and human feces first.

You'd have to clean up the humans, first.

 

https://www.kptv.com/lottery-winner...cle_8eba0dd9-2bb8-5ea3-9e71-9e31f4841619.html

 

https://abcnews.go.com/Entertainmen...ource_4380645_10_hero_headlines_headlines_hed

It's now easier than ever in France to act out "Star Wars" fantasies, because its fencing federation has borrowed from a galaxy far, far away and officially recognized lightsaber dueling as a competitive sport

 

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https://abcnews.go.com/Entertainmen...ource_4380645_10_hero_headlines_headlines_hed

Do they use real light sabers?

 

WTF?

Things start to go real bad at 4:00

 

WTF?

Things start to go real bad at 4:00

Here hold my beer.


So are you a pu**y if you step out of the circle?

 

WTF?

Things start to go real bad at 4:00

Do not ask me to feel pity for anyone there.

 

Do not ask me to feel pity for anyone there.

You're not supposed to. You laugh at the slow ones.

 

WTF?

Things start to go real bad at 4:00

People must be really, really bored to be willing to participate in this sort of crap... maybe they should join aac instead, at least they'll learn something new every day...