Let me guess, he was assigned to units co-located with Americans, like Iwo Jima and Marcus.

 

http://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/ar...ing-40k-gallons-of-chocolate-spills-onto-i-40

Hershey highway?

 

http://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/ar...ing-40k-gallons-of-chocolate-spills-onto-i-40

Hershey highway?

Grab your marshmallows and get going!

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...-CRAWL-street-failing-hit-annual-targets.html

Workers from a Chinese company have been forced to crawl on the street after failing to reach their annual targets, sparking an outcry among web users.

The staff were on all fours as they made their way through the busy traffic of Tengzhou yesterday afternoon, according to local reports.

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...-CRAWL-street-failing-hit-annual-targets.html

As a taxpayer in Illinois, I'm preparing for similar treatment. Bend over and grab your ankles.

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...-CRAWL-street-failing-hit-annual-targets.html

Nothin like a little humility to get your mind right.

 

https://www.theverge.com/2019/1/15/18184198/japans-robot-hotel-lay-off-work-for-humans

Based on latest computer/phone lifecycle, a robot would last at most 5 years? Of course modern humans seems to last 6 months on the job so there is that...

 

Westbrook, Maine Ice Disk - Presumpscot River

 

A galaxy of ice. Any dark ice there?

 

Far from home:

https://www.foxnews.com/travel/elde...ds-up-nearly-2000-miles-away-from-destination

Lawrenuik, was in for a surprise when his 825 mile trip home landed him 1,864 miles away, on the Mediterranean island of Malta.

 

I guess stupid has no borders.

https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/chinese-man-who-sold-kidney-to-buy-iphone-ipad-now-bedridden-1978648

I can see it noble if you are poor and desperate and sell a kidney to feed your family. But to do it to buy an iPhone is light years beyond stupid.

 

I guess stupid has no borders.

https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/chinese-man-who-sold-kidney-to-buy-iphone-ipad-now-bedridden-1978648

I can see it noble if you are poor and desperate and sell a kidney to feed your family. But to do it to buy an iPhone is light years beyond stupid.

... the poor guy was only a teen (a child, in my eyes) when he did what we did (16 years old, I believe) ... it's something that I constantly told my son when he was growing up, "life throws at you the hardest decisions when one is the least prepared, and when one lacks the wisdom and intelligence to deal with them" ... that is why I kept saying that he had to trust me, and not himself, when he was only a child ... I knew the stuff he was going through at every stage of his life, and I had his best interests in mind ... Today he's a 21 year old in his last year of Chemical Engineering, enjoying a 60% academic scholarship, and going as an exchange student to continue his studies in Germany. I couldn't be prouder of the kid... he's a much better person than I ever was at his age...

 

https://www.kgw.com/article/news/lo...land/283-3c26cece-060f-49d2-91e3-beffae022ce6

Police said they’re aware of what happened, but no one involved in the incident contacted them. The video has been distributed to officers.

The authorities haven't heard from anyone involved. I can only assume EVERYONE involved has something to hide.

 

... the poor guy was only a teen (a child, in my eyes) when he did what we did (16 years old, I believe) ... it's something that I constantly told my son when he was growing up, "life throws at you the hardest decisions when one is the least prepared, and when one lacks the wisdom and intelligence to deal with them" ... that is why I kept saying that he had to trust me, and not himself, when he was only a child ... I knew the stuff he was going through at every stage of his life, and I had his best interests in mind ... Today he's a 21 year old in his last year of Chemical Engineering, enjoying a 60% academic scholarship, and going as an exchange student to continue his studies in Germany. I couldn't be prouder of the kid... he's a much better person than I ever was at his age...

I don't think it takes all that much maturity to know you don't sell a kidney and risk your life to acquire material things. I am certain your boy had that wisdom likely well before he reached his tenth birthday.

What is really sad is to think that commercialism has this much control over people's lives.

 

https://www.kgw.com/article/news/lo...land/283-3c26cece-060f-49d2-91e3-beffae022ce6

Police said they’re aware of what happened, but no one involved in the incident contacted them. The video has been distributed to officers.

The authorities haven't heard from anyone involved. I can only assume EVERYONE involved has something to hide.

Separate, run at right angles to the vehicle. If you try to out run the truck you are going to lose.

 

https://detroit.cbslocal.com/2019/0...as-abducted-by-aliens-breaks-45-year-silence/

 

https://detroit.cbslocal.com/2019/0...as-abducted-by-aliens-breaks-45-year-silence/

Why are people only abducted by aliens in places like rural Mississippi or Tennessee and not from New York City or downtown LA?

 

Why are people only abducted by aliens in places like rural Mississippi or Tennessee and not from New York City or downtown LA?

If I were to abduct someone in another planet, I'd most definitely do it in a sparsely populated area... I'm just say'n ...

 

If I were to abduct someone in another planet, I'd most definitely do it in a sparsely populated area... I'm just say'n ...

I'm going with there are already so many strange characters in places like LA, they don't want to risk abducting another space alien.

 

Why are people only abducted by aliens in places like rural Mississippi or Tennessee and not from New York City or downtown LA?

The ones in rural Maine didn't make your list. Even aliens prefer warmer climates.