Washington residents "are very excited about the prospect of becoming a tree or having a different alternative,” state Sen. Jamie Pedersen said.

Wut????

Is there a problem with oxygen not getting to the brains of Washington residents?

Too much Z-weed.

 

https://www.kgw.com/article/news/lo...ting/283-4be296ed-52fa-4f07-afe6-58637cf96736

Cremation dates from at least 42,000 years ago in the archaeological record, with the Mungo Lady, the remains of a partly cremated body found at Lake Mungo, Australia.[5]

Alternative death rituals emphasizing one method of disposal of a body—inhumation (burial), cremation, or exposure—have gone through periods of preference throughout history.

When I seen this made me wonder how long ago or what culture practiced cremation? I find it interesting that Vikings and Phoenicians did both.

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Washington residents "are very excited about the prospect of becoming a tree or having a different alternative,” state Sen. Jamie Pedersen said.

Wut????

Is there a problem with oxygen not getting to the brains of Washington residents?

And if you became a tree, what kind of a tree would you be? ...

 

And if you became a tree, what kind of a tree would you be? ...

Worse: what if you were recomposited as an oak, but identified as an elm?

 

The making of a happy chicken:

https://apnews.com/058410b0b9c3411abdae24bb4c1f629f?utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=referral

Chickens can’t say how they feel, but playing with a fake worm may be a sign of happiness.

 

The making of a happy chicken:

https://apnews.com/058410b0b9c3411abdae24bb4c1f629f?utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=referral

Winning $100M in the lottery would make me happy. I don't see why that wouldn't work for a chicken.

 

Winning $100M in the lottery would make me happy. I don't see why that wouldn't work for a chicken.

I guess it'd all depend on the currency the chicken would be willing to accept...

 

I guess it'd all depend on the currency the chicken would be willing to accept...

They get paid in chicken feed.

 

They get paid in chicken feed.

I guess it'd all depend on the currency the chicken would be willing to accept...

Buck, Buck, Bucks

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https://www.nhpr.org/post/city-keen...rant-owner-over-pho-keene-great-name#stream/0

City of Keene in Dispute with Local Restaurant Owner Over 'Pho Keene Great' Name

 

https://www.nhpr.org/post/city-keen...rant-owner-over-pho-keene-great-name#stream/0

City of Keene in Dispute with Local Restaurant Owner Over 'Pho Keene Great' Name

Change the city name.

 

https://abcnews.go.com/US/oregon-ma...-police-station-immediately/story?id=60104735

Man arrested after trying to steal bike outside police station.

 

https://abcnews.go.com/US/oregon-ma...-police-station-immediately/story?id=60104735

Man arrested after trying to steal bike outside police station.

Another Antifa loser looking for a free ride?

 

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/...s-out-millennial-recruitment-campaign-n954101

'Snowflakes' wanted: British army rolls out millennial recruitment campaign

 

https://www.foxnews.com/science/ast...ing-911-from-space-sending-nasa-into-a-frenzy

The astronomical blunder sparked panic at the Johnson Space Centre in Texas and a security team was scrambled to the room where the call was put through.

 

It's a crime to bribe a dummy:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-46762770​

Sri Lankan police have arrested two people who posted a Facebook video showing one of them pretending to give a bribe to a traffic police cutout.

 

It's a crime to bribe a dummy:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-46762770​

Their crime was not bribing a real cop.

 

https://www.wsoctv.com/news/local/k...-to-force-woman-into-car-police-say/898822729

Suspect got more than he bargained for after chasing woman into north Charlotte karate studio

 

Apparently this is a thing.

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=a929IRtg4YU

 

Satanic Worship

The “satanic panic,” some call it now. It began some time in the 1980s, when newscasters and fundamentalist Christian cartoons warned of the evils of the role-playing game “Dungeons & Dragons,” and stretched into the 1990s, when police and psychiatrists saw thousands of unfounded accusationsof ritualistic sex abuse and children were seized from British parents accused of devil worship.

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