Not weird, just cool:

 

You can't tell the difference? Did your daddy ever have the talk with you?

Oh yeah he did... he was a doctor... and I was trying very hard to forget it, when you just happened to mention it and bring back the memory... again...

 

Not weird, just cool:

I have seen their videos before. These guys are amazing! I can't imagine how many hours of practice this must take!

 

Oh yeah he did... he was a doctor... and I was trying very hard to forget it, when you just happened to mention it and bring back the memory... again...

You were lucky. I got a book thrown at me.

 

You were lucky. I got a book thrown at me.

Did it have explicit pictures in it? ... ... ...

 

You were lucky. I got a book thrown at me.

Oh! So you got the man-ual. I never did get my copy. Can you share it?

 

Oh! So you got the man-ual. I never did get my copy. Can you share it?

When a daddy bird falls in love with the mommy bird, they get married and have baby birds. That is all you need to know for now.

 

When a daddy bird falls in love with the mommy bird, they get married and have baby birds. That is all you need to know for now.

what about the egg's medical insurance? the nest's mortgage... and the chick's flight school??? didn't your book explain anything about the real world???

 

My dad's version of that book.

Spoiler

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Answer: The rooster.

 

When a daddy bird falls in love with the mommy bird, they get married...

My impression was that the man-ual explained, at length, how to make the mommy bird happy...all the time.

That's the chapter I need.

 

My dad's version of that book.

Spoiler

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Answer: The rooster.

That's a dirty joke. Now apologize to the youngsters...and the management.

 

My dad's version of that book.

Spoiler

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Answer: The rooster.

your daddy was a wise man...

 

That's a dirty joke. Now apologize to the youngsters...and the management.

It's the only scientifically valid answer to the question.

 

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2018/01/30/mount-lebanon-wild-turkey-stu/

 

Didn't know if I should've posted this here, or in the libation thread:

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2...esome-black-margarita-with-feral-pig-eye.html

The Black Margarita is a moody take on the happy hour favorite, using charcoal powder to give the drink its titular black hue and black salt to line the rim. But the most shocking part is the feral pig eye accent that is stabbed through with a cocktail spear and encased in ice before being placed on top of the drink.

 

https://pdx.eater.com/2018/1/26/169...-powell-91st-portland-architecture-demolition

 

My dad's version of that book.

Spoiler

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Answer: The rooster.

Hi,

I realize this is for fun, but you still cant be sure of that!
In a manner of speaking, it depended on which one had the biggest "horns"
Think about it

 

Hi,

I realize this is for fun, but you still cant be sure of that!
In a manner of speaking, it depended on which one had the biggest "horns"
Think about it

 

Everything causes cancer in California.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...isplay-cancer-warnings-california/1082274001/

The suit asks for the warning to say this is a "chemical known to cause cancer" or "chemical that causes cancer" in a label at least 10-inches by 10-inches in the establishment.

https://thebigdiseasey.wordpress.com/tag/disneyland/

 

This bit of news speaks for itself:


https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/spanish-police-find-8-000lbs-stolen-oranges-traffic-stop-n843291

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Agent Orange has been caught!