I hope he “moon walks” to and from the suspect’s car.

ROFLMAO!!! ... thanks for that image man... you've made my day...

 

https://twitter.com/ORStatePolice/s...tatoes-all-over-i-84-near-pendleton/485471215

Load those spuds up with a little hagfish slime.

 

Weird. Debatable. Interesting. Sure.
https://imgur.com/gallery/8o3yUrQ

 

The boy was not badly injured.

Really close.

 

The boy was not badly injured.

Really close.

There was another video after that one. Go 4:39 this guy is so un-lucky.

kv

 

https://www.hapi.com/product/hapifork

Shut the fork up!

 

https://www.hapi.com/product/hapifork

Shut the fork up!

Thus fork the diet and eat how much you want.

kv

 

http://www.businessinsider.com/photos-of-the-burned-home-on-sale-in-sf-2017-10

Somebody in San Francisco is selling a burned-out house for nearly $800,000 — and the local housing market is so out of control, the listing agent on the home called the asking price low.

 

http://www.businessinsider.com/photos-of-the-burned-home-on-sale-in-sf-2017-10

It’s funny how much press this listing gets. If the owner would have leveled the house and listed the empty lot at $810k, nobody would have noticed.

 

Bad seal shuts down Alaskan runway

http://time.com/4997976/alaska-airport-seal/

 

Bad seal shuts down Alaskan runway

http://time.com/4997976/alaska-airport-seal/

I like the Alaska wildlife statement

"Pilots should watch out for low sealings"

 

Bad seal shuts down Alaskan runway

http://time.com/4997976/alaska-airport-seal/

My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray,
and it was overheating.
So I pulled into a Shell station; they said I'd blown a seal.
I said, "Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, okay, pal?"

 

Some don't like it hot.

 

Some don't like it hot.

That poor woman! ... but I guess she knew what she was getting into...

 

Bad seal shuts down Alaskan runway

http://time.com/4997976/alaska-airport-seal/

This story reminded me of when my little brother was back in the second grade. One day he came home from school all excited. "Mom, mom", he exclaimed, "If we do good on our test tomorrow, the teacher is going to give us a seal". My mom patted him on the head and said "oh that is nice son". He persisted, "Where are we going to keep him"? "Dad is going to have to build a pool in the basement"!

"No", my mother said, "she did not mean a real live seal, she meant a sticker". "Nanah" my brother said "She meant a real seal and my teacher wouldn't lie"! Nothing we could say to convince him he was not getting a live seal.

He went to work the next day. Did well on his test but came home very disappointed.

 

This story reminded me of when my little brother was back in the second grade. One day he came home from school all excited. "Mom, mom", he exclaimed, "If we do good on our test tomorrow, the teacher is going to give us a seal". My mom patted him on the head and said "oh that is nice son". He persisted, "Where are we going to keep him"? "Dad is going to have to build a pool in the basement"!

"No", my mother said, "she did not mean a real live seal, she meant a sticker". "Nanah" my brother said "She meant a real seal and my teacher wouldn't lie"! Nothing we could say to convince him he was not getting a live seal.

He went to work the next day. Did well on his test but came home very disappointed.

And your story reminded me of one of the funniest Calvin & Hobbes sequences I've ever read:

 

 

http://www.navy.mil/submit/display.asp?story_id=103056

The mariners, Jennifer Appel and Tasha Fuiaba, both from Honolulu, and their two dogs had set sail from Hawaii to Tahiti this spring. They had an engine casualty May 30 during bad weather but continued on, believing they could make it to land by sail.

Two months into their journey and long past when they originally estimated they would reach Tahiti, they began to issue distress calls. The two continued the calls daily, but they were not close enough to other vessels or shore stations to receive them.

On Oct. 24, they were discovered 900 miles southeast of Japan by a Taiwanese fishing vessel. The fishing vessel contacted Coast Guard Sector Guam who then coordinated with Taipei Rescue Coordination Center, the Japan Coordination Center, and the Joint Coordination Center in Honolulu to render assistance.

Sails around for months in circles? What ding bats.

 

Sails around for months in circles?

I thought when sailing around the world, circles are kind of necessary.

 

I thought when sailing around the world, circles are kind of necessary.

Nope, circles are for NASCAR

int i = 0;
while (i < 200) {
     left;
     left;
     left;
     left;
}

Going around the world is more like...

while(1) {
    straight;
}