Yes, using gloves for that is more than weird...

There are a whole series of these. Blue neoprene gloves and shaking hands.

 

Gophert elimination?

 

Weird is not a good enough word.

I have a similar type thing that was made by my Grandad. It's an outhouse "bank". Made from cedar shake shingles, in the shape of an outhouse, it's made without glue or nails and has a mousetrap inside, When you drop the coin in the slot it "explodes". When we were kids, he would give us a coin to put in the bank to see us laugh.

 

Yes, using gloves for that is more than weird...

HD cameras can show your fingerprint, which can be duplicated and used to open his iPhone.

 

HD cameras can show your fingerprint, which can be duplicated and used to open his iPhone.

Wait you are saying he is protecting his finger prints?

Or is it the guy is just a freak?

 

Wait you are saying he is protecting his finger prints?

Or is it the guy is just a freak?

Hiding fingerprints! Soon everyone will be doing it. Next, cameras will be able to see your retinas from 100m. Then we'll all be wearing eclipse glasses 24/7.

 

Hiding fingerprints! Soon everyone will be doing it. Next, cameras will be able to see your retinas from 100m. Then we'll all be wearing eclipse glasses 24/7.

Next it will be identifications by butt dimples. The visiting grey aliens currently use this advanced technology.

http://www.nytimes.com/health/guides/symptoms/pilonidal-dimple/overview.html

 

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/sharks-found-basement-swimming-pool-lagrangeville-new-york-home/

 

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/sharks-found-basement-swimming-pool-lagrangeville-new-york-home/

Are you sure they aren't ill tempered sea bass with fricken laser beams attached to their heads?

 

Are you sure they aren't ill tempered sea bass with fricken laser beams attached to their heads?

Nope, it's sharks for Superfly T.N.T.

 

Excellent parenting technique:

http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/bri...s-letter-tooth-fairy-urging/story?id=49709482

"one can never be too young to be made aware of good dental hygiene and the power of petty bureaucracy."

 

What a lucky guy, he dodged a big bullet.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4424414/stag-party-faked-fiancee-run-off-13k/

The bride-to-be, 29, persuaded Chris, 27, to let her take charge of his stag trip to Ibiza, taking £440 from each of the 30-strong group — then forged boarding passes for them.

The excited party then rocked up at the airport on Thursday for a 6.45am flight ready for a four-day knees-up — only to be told at check-in that their tickets were useless.

The hotel where they were due to be staying also confirmed they had no booking for the party.

 

Emotional interactive map. Hover on the small symbols.

https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/emogifs/map.html

 

 

What's weird about this video is that the pilot was almost completely unharmed:

 

https://phys.org/news/2017-09-sexually-aroused-male-flies-unable.html

 

It's time to come out.
https://www.studyfinds.org/teddy-bears-stuffed-animals-adults/

ST. LOUIS — Though many might never admit it publicly, a new survey finds that four in ten adult Americans still sleep with a teddy bear at night. And many of those bears are the same bears kept from childhood.

 

Florida, back to normal.

http://whnt.com/2017/09/13/law-enfo...-looters-stealing-light-pole-in-jacksonville/

 

Get off my roof.

http://www.abc10.com/mobile/article...spect-off-roof-ends-police-standoff/474408574

An 83-year-old man ended a police standoff that lasted for hours when he pushed a suspected burglar off his roof in La Puente.

 

Get off my roof.

http://www.abc10.com/mobile/article...spect-off-roof-ends-police-standoff/474408574

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