I saw a teaser clip on this in the local news but did not see the actual piece. Thanks for posting.

One of those movies that they show all of the scary scenes as trailers/previews for six months before the movie is released - dark, deep voice, "when the kid watching his paper boat float down the gutter, you won't know what to expect when it reaches the drain. watch it!"

I've seen all I needed to see.

 

One of those movies that they show all of the scary scenes as trailers/previews for six months before the movie is released - dark, deep voice, "when the kid watching his paper boat float down the gutter, you won't know what to expect when it reaches the drain. watch it!"

I've seen all I needed to see.

Usually, the hype is directly proportional to the disappointment...

 

They couldn't resist taking a look:

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2017/...y-bag-to-view-deceased-patients-genitals.html​

And no... I do not want to know why...

 

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2017/09/05/red-balloons-tied-to-grates-in-advance-of-it/

I hope it's better than the first version from 1990, staring "John boy Walton". https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/stephen_kings_it1990 The acting was the scariest thing in that version.

 

What on earth were they thinking?:

http://www.iflscience.com/plants-an...urt-you-episode-removed-from-tv-in-australia/

 

What on earth were they thinking?:

http://www.iflscience.com/plants-an...urt-you-episode-removed-from-tv-in-australia/

They should also inform the children about the little piggies.

"They go through bone like butter".
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ured-hogs-Only-dentures-body-parts-found.html

 

Ms. Houdini

 

They couldn't resist taking a look:

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2017/...y-bag-to-view-deceased-patients-genitals.html​

And no... I do not want to know why...

Talk about bragging rights. Well if you were alive to brag that is.

 

What on earth were they thinking?:

http://www.iflscience.com/plants-an...urt-you-episode-removed-from-tv-in-australia/

In a country where just about anything that crawls can kill you. Nice!

 

"I put the air freshener in the backseat, lit a cigarette, turned the engine on then bang."

http://www.foxnews.com/auto/2017/09...e-ignites-air-freshener-leaking-from-can.html​

 

Two in a row... I'm on a roll!

The sergeant also summed up the entire debacle with a moral for the story: “Don’t drink and sell cars.”

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2...en-wakes-up-wondering-where-his-car-went.html

 

"I put the air freshener in the backseat, lit a cigarette, turned the engine on then bang."

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http://www.foxnews.com/auto/2017/09...e-ignites-air-freshener-leaking-from-can.html​

Wow, that stinks.

 

Our golfers are committed to finishing the round during gopher elimination.

http://www.oregonlive.com/wildfires/index.ssf/2017/09/these_terrifying_pictures_of_p.html

 

"I put the air freshener in the backseat, lit a cigarette, turned the engine on then bang."

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http://www.foxnews.com/auto/2017/09...e-ignites-air-freshener-leaking-from-can.html​

Moral of the story "Don't stink and drive".

 

"I put the air freshener in the backseat, lit a cigarette, turned the engine on then bang."

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http://www.foxnews.com/auto/2017/09...e-ignites-air-freshener-leaking-from-can.html​

I bet she needed an air freshener because of that really smelly bucket of gasoline in her back seat.

 

Here, a connection between me and @Hypatia's Protege . I grew up in the shadows of St. John's University's (Collegeville, MN) stained glass windows. They played their season-opening football game against St. Scholastica (Duluth, MN) (HPs claimed location). Even with 4th and 5th string players on the field, St. John's just kept scoring.
The Johnnies beat the Saints, 98 - 0.

https://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2017/9/3/16249970/st-johns-st-scholastica-score-2017-98-0

Saint John's scored on its third play from scrimmage. Then, after forcing the Saints' offense to a three-and-out, the Johnnies recovered a mishandled snap on a punt attempt and turned it into a touchdown two plays later. A little more than a minute later, they returned an interception for a touchdown.

Less than six minutes into the game, and after just five offensive plays by St John's, they were up, 21-0.​

This weekend, the poor Saints are going into the game with a surprisingly positive attitude. I wish them well.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...om&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial


Note, St. John's. Has the best Division III record of all time. Last year, they beat St. Scholastica 49-7.

 

Weird is not a good enough word.

 

http://www.eastoregonian.com/eo/loc...ty-council-looks-to-odfw-for-turkey-solutions

Cold turkey.

 

Our golfers are committed to finishing the round during gopher elimination.

http://www.oregonlive.com/wildfires/index.ssf/2017/09/these_terrifying_pictures_of_p.html

Gophert elimination?

 

Weird is not a good enough word.

Yes, using gloves for that is more than weird...