An now we will play on trash:

 

Sailors on new carrier may miss the target.
http://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2017/07/21/no-urinals-on-the-new-navy-aircraft-carrier/

For men, traditional seated toilets are farther away, making them harder targets to accurately focus on.

Thus, men who use a water closet are more likely to miss the bowl and hit the floor, says Kaufman.

He says that when men are obligated to pee in water closets, urine tends to build up on the floor, leaving an abysmal stench.

“A urinal is a target,” said Kaufman. “What is a problem is [with a water closet] you have a very big target and we can’t aim very quickly.”

The only way to ensure men accurately aim into a toilet bowl is to force men to sit down, which is unlikely to happen, said Kaufman.

 

First real-life zombie car I've ever seen:

"Lacking windows, doors and license plates, covered in mud and sporting an ax stuck in its roof, Jared T. Price's "car" was like something out of a horror movie -- but police said the real danger was the man behind the wheel."

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/07/25/ax-stuck-in-cars-roof-in-ny-driver-arrested.html

 

Hell hath no fury:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-40724397

A woman has been arrested for destroying her former partner's violin collection and 70 bows, together worth 105.9m yen ($950,700, £770,000).

 

Horse country. 27 mile Sand bar. North Atlantic. 350 horses.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/t...04/The-woman-spent-40-years-Sable-Island.html

 

Sailors on new carrier may miss the target.
http://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2017/07/21/no-urinals-on-the-new-navy-aircraft-carrier/

Reminds me of an old joke.
A chief petty officer and a marine private find themselves in the head at the same time. The private finishes first and starts to leave. The CP sees he isn't going to wash his hands and says, "private, we wash our hands after using the head." The private turns to him and says, "I'm a marine sir, we're taught not to piss on our hands."

 

Not a joke, but true and maybe weird for some of you.

A popular common pastry around here. If you want to buy some, you need to ask for a dozen (adjust quantity as necessary) of "bolas de fraile" (friar balls).

And there is a more shocking alternative to that name; trust me.

 

Hell hath no fury:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-40724397

A woman has been arrested for destroying her former partner's violin collection and 70 bows, together worth 105.9m yen ($950,700, £770,000).

She had a yen to cause a lot of damage!

 

Reminds me of an old joke.
A chief petty officer and a marine private find themselves in the head at the same time. The private finishes first and starts to leave. The CP sees he isn't going to wash his hands and says, "private, we wash our hands after using the head." The private turns to him and says, "I'm a marine sir, we're taught not to piss on our hands."

An old co-worker of mine, a bit older than me was stationed on an old WWII destroyer when he was a young buck. First morning out he had to use the head. There was a long line. He peered inside to see men sitting side by side on sort of a platform with toilet seats covering a trough. He noticed no on on the end seats so he figured he would just jump the line and get an end location. Soon he found out why no one was in the end seats. The shipped rolled. All the "stuff" came racing down the trough hitting the end of the trough next to him. Splash! That was the last time he ever cut in line again during his time in the Navy.

 

An old co-worker of mine, a bit older than me was stationed on an old WWII destroyer when he was a young buck. First morning out he had to use the head. There was a long line. He peered inside to see men sitting side by side on sort of a platform with toilet seats covering a trough. He noticed no on on the end seats so he figured he would just jump the line and get an end location. Soon he found out why no one was in the end seats. The shipped rolled. All the "stuff" came racing down the trough hitting the end of the trough next to him. Splash! That was the last time he ever cut in line again during his time in the Navy.

Small but destructive tidal wave.

 

http://video.foxnews.com/v/5522068631001/?#sp=show-clips

 

Not a joke, but true and maybe weird for some of you.

A popular common pastry around here. If you want to buy some, you need to ask for a dozen (adjust quantity as necessary) of "bolas de fraile" (friar balls).

A dozen? Am I cringing for six Friars? ...or twelve?

 

A dozen? Am I cringing for six Friars? ...or twelve?

You simply get balls as those shown in the picture.

 

You simply get balls as those shown in the picture.

Are they schweddy balls?

 

Not a joke, but true and maybe weird for some of you.

A popular common pastry around here. If you want to buy some, you need to ask for a dozen (adjust quantity as necessary) of "bolas de fraile" (friar balls).

And there is a more shocking alternative to that name; trust me.


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Afterrari - that are polish PĄCZKI!

 

Afterrari - that are polish PĄCZKI!

Hola danzi

In my experience at different places around the world, almost all nationalities tend to think that every food or dish they know whether stews, soups, barbecues, desserts, pastry, you name it, is unique to them. All cultures have a gulasz or kaszanka... and the list goes on forever.

Do not worry, sure they are polish PĄCZKI but when you come here make sure of how to order them at the bakery.

BTW, for all I know, friars are all native.

 

Hello,

Next week the dwarfgames will start:
http://worlddwarfgames2017.org/
http://worlddwarfgames2017.org/about/

The contestants may not be greater than 150 cm.

Bertus

 

Hello,

Next week the dwarfgames will start:
Bertus

I thought 'Dwarf' to describe a small Human had been deemed one of those , oh so many, 'politically incorrect' terms!?
Max.

 

'Jerk' rooster needs new home, frustrated Michigan owner claims​

McCaul, who owns several chickens according to another Facebook post, implied the rooster has superpowers.
“It's like he knows where you sleep and can zone in on that particular window so maybe he has some sort of special x-ray vision where he can see sleeping people behind walls,”

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/07/3...d-michigan-owner-claims-in-facebook-post.html​