https://www.kptv.com/man-finds--foo...cle_324dfedd-270e-5b0e-a639-a39850230680.html

Man finds 6-foot snake in couch while looking for lost keys

That's clearly a 7-foot snake. Women.

 

More nice NFL official T-Shirts for Central America.

 

Hello,

Creating a traffic jam on google maps using 99 cell phones:

Bertus

 

Ooopsies... My Bad...

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/a...0-copies-of-a-letter/ar-BBZEfrh?ocid=msedgntp

 

Ooopsies... My Bad...

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/a...0-copies-of-a-letter/ar-BBZEfrh?ocid=msedgntp

To add insult, the statements, all 55,000 of them were incorrect, the company had used the wrong interest rate to calculate the payment.
The company also apologized for that mistake and said, a bit ominously, that they would send another statement.

 

I wonder if the amount owed was even less than the mailing and postage?!?!

 

He could always get a 55 gallon drum and put water in it - then start putting the paper in the water. Using one of those metal paint stirrers he could shred the paper into pulp. Scoop the pulp and press it into a 3 inch PVC pipe and make paper logs. When dry he can throw them into the fire place and heat the home. The money he could save could go towards the tuition.

 

 

My college buddy's dad was a rural mailman and said he would use the junk mail to get the vehicle unstuck by dumping it into the mire under the tires.

 

https://www.newsweek.com/man-grocery-store-rafters-arrested-cheese-1486152
MAN LIVING FOR WEEKS IN GROCERY STORE RAFTERS ARRESTED, FOUND WITH 'VERY EXPENSIVE' CHEESE

 

https://www.newsweek.com/man-grocery-store-rafters-arrested-cheese-1486152
MAN LIVING FOR WEEKS IN GROCERY STORE RAFTERS ARRESTED, FOUND WITH 'VERY EXPENSIVE' CHEESE

One's gotta hand it to him, he was quite good at hiding:

His department deployed infrared cameras and brought in K-9 units to see if they could catch a smell, to no avail.

 

Going through some old photos - found this one.

Until we put up snow dams we used to get this every year. The snow would extend about an arc length of four feet, then break off and crush the garden. Also, didn't want anyone walking underneath (the letter carrier in particular) and risking a crushing ice fall.

 

https://www.kptv.com/zoo-will-name-...cle_f6857754-8364-59f3-bf51-29cf51d564dd.html

The San Antonio Zoo in Texas said it will name a rat after your ex and feed it to a snake on Feb. 14. The zoo is charging $25 for this service, but there's a cheaper alternative that's just as spiteful.


For only $5, you can name a cockroach after your ex, and the zoo will feed it to a bird or another animal.

 

Sounds like somebody at the Zoo is PO'd at their ex...

 

Good dog - free to anyone who is willing to love and cherish this wonderful companion. The wife is making me give him up. She gets freaked out by the way he watches her when she's dressing for work in the mornings.

 

https://www.desertsun.com/story/life/2020/02/07/apollo-masters-fire-vinyl-records/4692215002/

MASSIVE BUILDING FIRE ENDANGERS VINYL RECORD PRODUCTION

 

https://www.wyff4.com/article/bligh...o-be-an-antique-log-cabin-from-1700s/30822656

Blighted bar slated for demolition discovered to be an antique log cabin from 1700s

 

https://fortune.com/2020/02/14/ben-and-jerrys-breyers-unilever-ice-cream-marketing-kids/

Unilever, which owns Ben & Jerry’s, Breyers, Klondike, Good Humor, Talenti, Magnum, Cornetto, Viennetta, Choc Ice and others, has announced plans to stop television and print marketing to children younger than 12, and will curb any social media promotions for children under 13.

Great, now ice cream will only be available in two flavors... tobacco and menthol.

 

https://www.bbc.com/sport/taekwondo/40391326