The Jokes thread

Wendy

Joined Mar 24, 2008
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First link I clicked explained it clearly and in detail, we have a request not to announce the answer when we have it though.
 

absf

Joined Dec 29, 2010
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Archies was having a hard time with the test and after 20 minutes, he was scratching his head and unable to write anything on his paper....

The teacher was concerned and walked over to him...

"Archies, are the questions too difficult ?" asked the teacher.

"No sir, the questions are easy, it's the answers, sir..." replied Archies.

Allen
 
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absf

Joined Dec 29, 2010
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Someone told me this joke...

The devotee came and stood in front of the Master.

"Master, Master, would you please reveal me the secret?:)" requested the devotee.

"Nop." replied the Master, sitting, with both eyes closed.

"Master, would you please please please reveal me the secret?;)" asked the devotee.

"Nop." replied the Master, with both eyes still closed and shaking his head.

"Master, would you please please please please please reveal me the secret ?:(" not going to give up, the devotee asked again.

"Nop." replied the Master.

Modern devotee finally got really, really irritated .....

"But Master, WHY won't you reveal me the secret ?:confused::mad:" asked the devotee.

"If I reveal you the secret. it won't be a secret any more......:D" the Master smiled and replied calmly.
 
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Georacer

Joined Nov 25, 2009
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I know! And judging from the fact that the guy uploads an update every Monday/Wednesday/Friday, this one must have gotten him way off schedule. That or he got fired.

I managed to reach the edges of the map, though.
 

nerdegutta

Joined Dec 15, 2009
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A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.


Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel."


After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.



After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.

"Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
 

maxpower097

Joined Feb 20, 2009
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Cowboy walks into a store and says I'll have 3 boxes of condoms please.
Clerk asks if he'd like that in a paper bag.
Cowboy replies, "Nah, she ain't that ugly."
 

loosewire

Joined Apr 25, 2008
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You should walk into the world famous Elbo Room, one man walking into a bar.

Search a little and you can find the live link that the great Mark77 has posted.

And never pass up the chance to go to Loosewire album. You never know....

The joke may be on you or any one.
 
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